A psychic medium with performance issues, a priest with questionable work ethics, and a vengeful traffic reporter are just a few of the crazy characters that you will run across in this crazy collection of Mark and Jeff's hilarious monologues.

They came in peace, unfortunately the good folks of Little Lump, Texas didn't get the memo. They're really embarrassed, especially Gertie who managed to shoot down several of the alien's space ships with her holy land-to-air rocket launcher. Little did she realize in doing so that she would be unknowingly creating a far bigger danger for Little Lump that could spell doom for them all. To her and everyone else's disbelief, undead Japanese snow monkeys are slowly approaching the town and now...

A hilarious tale about the small town of Little Lump, Texas and what happens when aliens show up without warning. Is this the end of the world as they know it? Not if Gertie and the customers of Aunt Gertie’s Gas ‘n Sip have anything to say about it. For them, it’s time to praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, because they are determined not to go down without a fight.

The Wardens Association continues to protect the human race from extermination by climatic extremes. That is, when they're not turning on their own...Joanne's survived one challenge - technically - but now she's got a whole new set of problems. After being accused of murder and chased across the county - and killed - by a team charged with hunting down rogue Wardens, Joanne's human life is over. Reborn into Djinnhood, she has to master her enhanced powers whilst trying to avoid being 'clai...

‘Diane chamberlain never lets me down; her stories grip you from the start and this one was no exception. Great characters, brilliant storyline, just didn't want this book to end’ Reader review ★★★★★‘Compelling from start to finish’ Reader review ★★★★★‘Another excellent story vividly told by Diane Chamberlain. Brilliant characters that will stay with me for a long time to come’ Reader review ★★★★★* * * *...

“I was hooked by the end of page one and laughing out loud by the middle of page two.” — Lark SusakA fun fantasy mystery starring Brenda — a reluctant medium — and Brian — a Vigilante Demon with an impish sense of humor.Brenda Steele has a problem. A Vigilante Demon wants her to use her powers to find murdered spirits and help him track down their killers. But Brian doesn't just catch criminals. He likes to play with them first, setting elaborate traps where the goal is to ...

FBI Profiler Pierce Quincy, Officer Rainie Conner and D.D. Warren come together on a baffling cold case in this exclusive ebook short story by New York Times bestselling author Lisa Gardner.A young woman is found strangled in the stairwell of a college library, with only her shoes missing. With no physical evidence and no witnesses, all the police have to go on are the three men who were in the library with her: her boyfriend, and two campus security guard...

Risking It All for Her Boss by Sharron McClellanHeroes for Hire: Big Risk. Big Reward. No Regrets.When High Risk Securities (HRS) agent, Eva Torres, botches an undercover job by failingto rescue both of the kidnap victims she was sent to retrieve, Quinn Blackwood—her formerlover and the man who broke her heart—pulls her and one of the victims out of harm's way.As a penalty for her sins, she's offered the dull job of escorting a...

A Work Out StoryWorking out is a daily routine for Dan, who meets his friend Lonnie at the gym to lift weights. But breaking a sweat takes on a whole new meaning when Dan sees Gene, a professional bodybuilder, in the mirror. Dan knows it's a lost cause: he's forty and nursing a broken heart, nowhere in the same league as gorgeous Gene.Then at the gym the next day, Gene asks Dan if he can work out with him. A bet wins Dan a smoothie and conversation...

From the bestselling author of the Morganville Vampires series Some Weather Wardens control fire, others control earth, water, or wind - and the most powerful can control more than one element. Without Wardens, Mother Nature would wipe humanity off the face of the earth...Joanne Baldwin is a Weather Warden. Usually, all it takes is a wave of her hand to tame the most violent weather. But now Joanne is trying to outrun another kind of storm: accusations of corruption and murder. So she's re...

Assistant State Attorney Zac Hennings needs to keep a convicted murderer behind bars. But he’s up against his most formidable – and alluring – adversary, law student Emma Sinclair, who’s fighting to free her brother. But when evidence surfaces that the real killer is still out there, Zac vows to bring the murderer to justice – or die trying.

“Ian rode beside me and I watched him as we crossed the long, deserted highway. If he could have faith in me, then I could have faith in myself. I could be the woman this club needed. I had saved our lives that morning. The only question was whether I'd be able to do it a second time.”Right from the start, Wind Riding is an action-packed story of motorcycle romance done right. When the leader of the club goes down, it's up the former members to find a new way of doing busi...