Jill laughed, "I wish! I haven't had sex in six months, and the cookie would be hard as a rock by the time I have an opportunity to give it to my sex partner."Beverly lifted her eyes to the ceiling and smiled, shaking her head in a wry all-knowing manner. "Honey, your luck is about to change. Prepare to be swept off your feet."Jill found that hilarious and laughed uproariously."What's so funny?"Jill paused to pick up a napkin and wipe her eyes. "Nothing. It'...

SLEEPING WITH THE BANDCarol can't work. She can't even think. Everything's closing in on her. She needs to get away, so she gets in her Thunderbird—a gift from someone she doesn't even want to think about—and starts driving up the Pacific Coast Highway.After playing the set of their life, at the Monterey Pop Festival, the five members of the Maidenhead become mesmerized by Carol, a mysterious beauty who shows up at their motor home asking to use the restroom. As the night mo...

The bedroom door was locked, but I unlocked it with a key we kept on the ledge above. I stomped to the bathroom door—it was locked, and there was no key. I heard the shower door open and pictured her naked and beautiful, stepping into the shower.Weighing two-twenty, I could easily smash through the flimsy interior door. Instead, I relied on my misspent youth, and pulled out a credit card. After a minute of fiddling with the card, turning the knob and cursing, the door finally swung...

Meeting for lunch at a Chinese restaurant, Jill's friends are shocked by the improbable, amazing tale of good fortune she spins. Lust, sex, love, pregnancy, and a planned marriage to a strapping young hunk, from eating a red fortune cookie? A FORTUNE COOKIE? Give me a break!Fortune Cookie Magic, a 2008 Eppie Finalist, was subsequently rewritten. Originally it was published as Fortune Cookies

EXCERPT"What do you think?" she asked.He took a deep breath. "I think…you have…a great pair of legs."After laughing, she grabbed a handful of grass and flicked it at him. Gabe jerked a hand up to block most of the grass and laughed. Then he set her foot on the ground. "You have a nice little scrape, but you'll live."He reached in the water, scooped a handful, and poured it over her scraped knee. She jumped. "It's hot.""I know. It stays at an even 90 ...

Sometime after eight, they arrived by taxi back at Gail's flat, looking forward to enjoying hours of romantic intimacy. As they walked past the doorman, Gail heard someone yelling her name. She turned around and was shocked to see her 'ex-fuck buddy'—Jeremy. He had a dozen roses in one hand and a bottle of merlot in the other "Gail, I've been waiting for you for almost an hour. Where have you been?" After eyeing Lyle, he added, "Who's this?"Ohhhh shit! Did I fuck up! Gail remembere...

ALICE IN EROTICLANDTen years after her initial visit to Wonderland, Alice returns on her Twenty-first birthday. Only it's no longer Wonderland or Crazyland as you Alice thought of Wonderland. Now, it was Eroticland and the prurient Ruby, the Queen of Diamonds is now in charge. Follow Alice as she winds her way through the sexual experience of a lifetime.AMATEUR NIGHTSally and her undersized half-brother Hermie are strange people. Every weekend they venture forth from ...

Story ExcerptChapter One – Flower Girls"Important. Please meet me for lunch at Flavio's. I'll be there at twelve-thirty. Love, Rita."After finishing his eleven o'clock shoot, and receiving this worrisome message, Niki rushed out of the studio, arriving at Flavio's in record time.Glancing around inside Flavio's, he failed to locate Rita. "Hey, Joe. Have you seen Rita?""Yeah sure, she's down there in a booth with her three little friends. Pretty little...

Chapter Six - MoraMora Ramirez, the fifth member of the 'Sexy-Six', was attractive and possessed a nice figure. She was twenty-seven years young, lived in La Habra, California, worked as a head librarian at the local Community College, and suspected all of her New York friends had lost it. According to Jill, whom Mora had always considered sensible, she had met a guy on the street, in the middle of the day, hadn't had so much as a cocktail, yet was in bed with him in less than two h...

YOU'LL LOVE BRAD & GINGER"S CHARACTER INTERVIEW:http://eroticmusings.blogspot.com/2014/01/character-interview-for-brad-fairchild.htmlBLURBWhile Investment banker Brad Fairchild celebrates a big promotion, pair him with stunning model/escort Ginger Allen, add a touch of spice, blend well and let simmer overnight. Before dawn add a sprinkling of angel dust, resulting in the exchange of Brad and Gingers bodies. Fold in a dose of concentrated evil in the form of Milton Gr...

They were in the dark. He couldn't see much of her—only a vague silhouette lit from second hand light reflected from the movie, but…he could smell her. More than ever, he could smell her. Her flower scented cologne, her bath wash and her se-x-x. God, all his senses now channeled through his nose and he could actually smell her sex—from three feet away, her beautiful, he just knew, smooth sex. God, it smelled good. The fragrance reminded him of slightly burnt roasted almonds. He knew, given...

To my surprise I woke up on the living room divan while Daniel held a cold, wet compress to my head. "Are you all right?"I forced my eyes to focus on Dan's smiling face. "I'm too stunned to know."He scratched his head. "Lila, you are my friend and I want you to know that serving you with a divorce petition was the worse thing I could think of. Unfortunately, Lamar is my client. I had to give you that petition. It was my job.""Don't remind me," I snarled as I felt my...