For the first time in print! Inspired by our favourite everyday a**holes, this first collection of over 180 irreverent sketches by Dean Blake contain some of his earliest (and most popular) online works.Spanning over two years of the author's career, Everyday A***holes introduces us to a cast of characters we're only too familiar with in our everyday lives.Meet Helen, who literally has an asshole for a boyfriend. And Mr Nigel, who was unfortunately cursed with a generic ped...

As usual, Dean Blake creates a humorous yet poignant short story with a moral that's almost impossible to shake off. In We Fall Asleep So Early, our young protagonist spends most of his days with his girlfriend Vicki, drinking, smoking and waking up a little too late. But something is troubling his mind; he can either take heed, or drink all of his worries away…We Fall Asleep So Early is just one story of a collection of others in Dean Blake's much anticipated book, Surface Children...

"SHORT STORIES FROM A GENERATION CONSUMED BY VANITY, SELF-INDULGENCE AND A TWISTED UNDERSTANDING OF LOVE AND HEARTBREAK"Dean Blake has once again demonstrated his mastery of the art of storytelling in this much-anticipated collection of short stories.From a satirical tale of a group of teenagers who crave nothing but perfection to a horrific account of a young man who claims to eat people, Surface Children introduces its readers to a generation consumed by vanity, self-indu...

The year is 1841 and Grayson Sherbrooke, a popular author of gothic paranormal mysteries, lives on the coast of Northern England with his 4-year-old-son, Pip. He's asked by a neighboring little girl, P.C., to come to Wolffe Hall because something terrible is threatening her and her mother. She's come to Grayson because she's confused him with his fictional hero, Thomas Straithmore, who overcomes all obstacles and always triumphs over otherworldly evil. Thus, to her mind, Thomas is the only...

The Bradens are a series of stand-alone romances that may also be enjoyed as part of the larger series.RIVER OF LOVE is a USA TODAY BESTSELLER"Melissa Foster is synonymous with sexy, swoony, heartfelt romance!" New York Times Bestseller Lauren BlakelyIn RIVER OF LOVE...River rafting and adventure company owner Sam Braden works hard and plays harder. He's fast, focused, and determined--and never at a loss for a willing woman ...

‘Witty, funny, warm and wise’ Marian KeyesIs it a break? Or is it a blip?‘You’ve just had a holiday,’ I pointed out, trying not to yawn. ‘Wasn’t that enough of a break?’‘I don’t mean that kind of break.’There’s nothing worse than the last day of holiday. Oh wait, there is. When what should have been a proposal turns into a break, Liv and Adam find themselves on opposite sides of the life they had mapped out.Friends and family...

THE BESTSELLING SERIES FROM THE MULTI-MILLION-COPY-SELLING AUTHORCan friendship overcome all for The Chocolate Lovers' Club this Christmas?Christmas is just around the corner, but the women of The Chocolate Lovers' Club have more to worry about than shopping for presents. . .Lucy loves running the café, Chocolate Heaven, but she hasn't spent time with her boyfriend, Aiden, in weeks. And then her e...

THE BESTSELLING SERIES FROM THE MULTI-MILLION-COPY-SELLING AUTHORThe ladies of The Chocolate Lovers' Club should be gearing up for the wedding of the year but life keeps getting in the way . . .Lucy is worried about her financial situation and it keeps distracting her. Should she accept an offer of help from an untrustworthy source?Nadia may have a real chance at finding love, but other areas of h...

'I wasn't going to get anywhere without causing a stir. The way I saw it, if people don't gossip or talk about you, you are not making waves. And I was making huge rip curls on Geordie Shore.'Now into its tenth season, Holly Hagan has had viewers of Geordie Shore glued to their screens ever since the very first episode. Since appearing as a fresh-faced eighteen-year-old in 2011, Holly has captivated audiences with her hot tub antics and flame-red hair as the Geordies have flirted their way...

Hilarious, heartwarming and inspirational, this is the number 1 Sunday Times bestselling autobiography by comedian Sarah Millican. The funniest book of the year!*****'The naughtiest, helpiest, laughieoutloudiest and goodest book I've ever done reading on. Give that girl a banana!' DAWN FRENCHSARAH MILLICAN'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, FEEL NORMAL AND PROBABLY SNIFF YOUR LEGGINGS.Part autobiography, part sel...

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FROM THE CLUBS OF ESSEX TO THE LOVE ISLAND VILLA, REALITY STAR JOEY ESSEX HAS LIVED AN EXTRAODINARY LIFE. GRAB YOUR COPY OF HIS BESTSELLING MEMOIR NOWReaders LOVE Joey Essex:'I wish that I could read it all over again. I would really recommend it. Sad that it had to end. I read it in 2 days! AMAZING. It shows just how lovely Joey Essex is.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'I absolutely loved this book - really fun read and had me laughing out loud!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐'Giggled the w...