My poetry and writings are unique and different in all aspects of previous written poetry books and details a story of horrific events that I have gone through, after my return from a twelve-year stay in Germany. The books I have written involve many people, such as Hollywood movie stars, the United States government, my children, and prospective wives I attempted to have after my divorce from a previous eighteen years of marriage to a German woman. The events are of me being stalked and p...

This book, Poetic Shades of Life 3, is a book that tells a story of some really horrific times the author went through, which were well out of the normal and something to share with readers who enjoy a story in the form of poetry. His story, which is written about in this book, is a story that would blow any readers mind and is accompanied with poetry that is definitely like no poetry ever read before. This book tells of a sequence of events that have haunted him for some years and is the ...

NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!"I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" -- Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog ManThis New York Times bestselling illustrated series is perfect for fans of Dog Man and Captain Underpants.They sound like bad guys, they look like bad guys . . . and they even smell like bad guys. But Mr. Wolf, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Snake, and Mr. Shark are about to change all of that...Mr. Wolf has a daring plan for the Bad Guys' ...

Friendly, affable Bobby looks like a younger version of Richard Gere, but with even more charm. You'd love to have him for a next door neighbor until he tells you stories of his life as a drug addict. In this article, he talks about robbing a pharmacy at gunpoint to get the drug OxyContin, which is a painkilling opoid. Young men like Bobby are robbing drug stores throughout the United States to get this drug. Bobby also hijacked a van, crashed during a police chase, faked seizures in the h...

Some jobs are dirty. Some jobs are easy. But in Hows Business? 101 Hilarious Jokes That Work For Kids - Clever Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud About Funny Jobs and Careers all the jobs are funny! You'll laugh out loud when you find out how these new business are going. The elevator business has its ups and downs. Repairing chairs? It'll keep you on the edge of your seat! These clever and unexpected twists will have you looking at work in a newhilariousway!

Do you ever find yourself at a loss for Chinese words, phrases or sayings when you write greeting cards or occasion cards? The "Chinese Phrases For Greeting Cards" offers you great ideas on what to write in Chinese characters on a card for many occasions:Chapter 1: Chinese Phrases for "Anniversary"-Anniversary to a Couple-Anniversary for Him-Anniversary for Her-Wedding Anniversary-Parent's Wedding AnniversaryChapter 2: Chinese Phrases for "A...

These fun-filled chapter books mix school, monsters, and common kid problems with hilarious results. You'll scream with laughter!The kids have to perform in the talent show just because mean Mrs. Green says so! Everyone will have to show a talent for exactly one minute -- in front of the whole school and their parents! Starring in the talent show from the Black Lagoon would give any kid stage fright - but with a little luck this performance might just turn out to be fun!

Tom Stewart enters the car decorating Christmas contest that his small town holds every year. He wants to buy his family some sweet Christmas gifts with the $500 dollar prize, but as he designs his car he discovers that even if his Christmas season isn't perfect he still has a lot of blessings.

What do you say while performing a magic trick? Add a touch of humour to your act with "100 Magician One-Liner Jokes"! This collection offers 100 short, witty jokes and comments that cover a variety of topics and tricks, guaranteed to bring laughter and charm to your performance. Whether you're a seasoned pro or just starting out, if you have a talking act, these one-liners are your secret weapon to captivating your audience and making your magic truly unforgettable!

Judith Viorst is known and loved by readers of all ages, for children’s books such as Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day; nonfiction titles, including the bestseller Necessary Losses; and her collections of humorous poetry in her "decade" series, which make perfect gifts for birthdays, Mother’s Day, graduation, Christmas, Chanukah, or at any time of year.Suddenly Sixty is a funny and touching book that speaks dire...

These fun-filled chapter books mix school, monsters, and common kid problems with hilarious results. You'll scream with laughter!Every class has to come up with an idea for a booth at the school carnival. Too bad Hubie's class has chosen a dunking booth. And they want him to be the one who gets dunked! Boy is he sunk because he can't even swim! And to top it all off, there might be sharks in at the bottom of the tank! Yikes!

Seeing a baby yawnDrawing on a foggy windowFinding a curly fry mixed in with your regular friesThese and 247 other little things that make everyday life a joy are collected in this delightful, surprising, and heartfelt book. Based on the popular website, this book will strike a chord in anyone who is open to celebrating the little moments of greatness all around us.