Chicken Nugget Girl and Other Midlife TraumasBy Kate TorodeMallory Reynolds is not okay. At thirty-eight, she's juggling marriage, burnout, and the fine art of pretending everything is fine. Her days at OmnienTech are a blur of color-coded spreadsheets, corporate jargon, and passive-aggressive emails. Her nights? Hoarding unfinished sketchbooks, writing essays she'll never share, and perfecting a professional bob haircut.Then one day, Mallo...

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.This book isn’t just a collection of stories—it’s a confession booth dressed up as comedy. It’s about the moments we don’t post on Instagram: the parking lot lunches, the questionable pedicures, the conversations that end with us crying in the bathroom (or laughing so hard we snort). Mallory Reynolds, my fictional-but-very-familiar alter ego, stumbles through it all with greasy fingers, sharp humor, and an unshakable determination to ke...