The villain in this book is Zzyk, a dictator who forces Albertans to wear metal bands around their heads. These 'brain bands' send an electric shock to anybody who is breaking a rule. These zaps teach Albertans to do whatever Zzyk wants them to do.One of our heroes is a 15-year-old boy named Will. Out of curiosity, Will removes his brain band. Within a day, the Albertan army is hunting for him. You may wonder why they're doing that. The answer is that Will is a genius inventor. Zzy...

Will and Izzy travel to New York to be safe from Zzyk. There, Will builds a sailing ship that can fly invisibly in the air. That allows them to explore other large cities safely as they return home. Along the way, intense sexual temptations become unbearable. They adopt several ways to control themselves, one of them is a sort of hockey game. The long trip also means that they must learn to get along with each other. That part of the trip doesn't go too well.When they reach British...

Pretend for the moment that you want to help the citizens of a planet who are heavily addicted to a poisonous substance that their government has forced on them. Would you pretend to be a benevolent god who replies to the prayers from two non-addicted citizens? As that god, would it be alright for you to plant the idea of a revolution in the minds of your believers? And, would it be appropriate for you to name those believers Fred and Ethel from the I Love Lucy reruns you used to watch? Wo...

The Cosmos Minister of Justice knows that the warlock that controls Planet Pacifica has made it lawful to murder citizens who speak out against him. Even if they could charge him with a crime, Bug Splatter's magic powers make him too dangerous to physically approach. They can't capture him, interrogate him, testify against him, judge him, imprison him, or even execute him. Even Winnie is stymied.

When the Wilizy convened a full family meeting, it was clear that something big was up. In this case, they were trying to make California a safer place for the state's white minority to live. That meant taking on the brown supremacist leader, Pancha Villa who was running for governor. They knew their plans were in trouble when they learned that Villa's rallies would unleash angry brown mobs intent on attacking the whites. The Wilizy neutralized that threat, but they never saw the next thre...

In previous books, you saw Wizard and Dreamer becoming friends. This book takes that friendship further. Dreamer's given name was Frances. Her classmates had nicknamed her 'Dreamer' because she believed that everybody's dreams came true. Dreamer's father, Tom-Tom, had had a very unhealthy relationship with his young daughter, one that demanded Wilizy justice. Delivering that justice was complicated. The Wilizy knew what he had done to her, but couldn't prove it. Also, Tom-Tom was currently...

This book continues the Wilizy's efforts to bring justice to the Denver Cattleman's Association, the DCA. Cowboy and his disguises were instrumental in discovering the truth about them. Winnie in her almost a costume was key to catching individual DCA members in the act. What act that was is too spicy to be shared now.With the DCA members out of the picture, the Wilizy simply had to turn the population against the governor of Colorado and reveal him for what he and the DCA have don...

You would think that Merly and her mermaids would be safe in Earth's plastic covered oceans but they did have a natural enemy who discovered that they had returned to Earth. His name was Blubber Guts, a grossly overweight inner pentagram devil who had prowled Earth's oceans as a sea serpent long ago. He had found mermaids tasty if they were marinated. Neither Heaven nor the Wilizy had weapons that Winnie could use to defeat Blubber Guts. She'd have to use guile.Meanwhile, the Wiliz...

A man named Romeo has seduction on his mind. The Wilizy cousins are on his trail, but are blocked by an unexpected protector. Maddy is warned that Chad is a psychopath. With the help of the CEO of Planet Ringworm, a warlock named Bizarre is following Winnie with intentions of ambushing her with a magic spell. Heaven knows it's coming, but not where or when. Fittingly, the outcome is bizarre.

Warnings to live by: #1. Never invade a planet that has two farmers named Thunder and Lightning. You'll get a quick death by arrow or a slow agonizing death of thirst. #2. Never lie to a frustrated tourist that you will keep her safe. She may have a deadly finger. #3: Never antagonize a chunky girl that can read your mind. She may know how to turn you into a disgusting-looking zombie.

Readers will encounter some unusual events in Book #51. An impregnated robot tells her creator to suck on a grenade. He likes her feisty. A self-confessed harlot takes two church officials who had tried to help her to court. Teenage girls have the impunity to wear their underwear and some kitchen implements to school on top of their uniforms. And, Granny goes into the chocolate goodie business.

Hoist the Jolly Lucas is a story that reveals some unlikely alliances. For example, the Wilizy made a secret agreement with one of Zzyk's officials that saved many innocent aboriginals from being kidnapped and tortured; However, the Wilizy had to reveal the location of their home base. Really? They told him where they were living?Here's another strange alliance: A BC government official kidnapped Will and Izzy and offered to sell them to Zzyk or any other interested parties. Later ...