All she wants for Christmas is a man who knows how to behave. Good luck with that.Sometimes the best Christmas present is the one you absolutely did not order.Gretchen Van Maple has one goal this Christmas: impress her parents.After years of being single, she's finally ready to prove that her life is perfectly on track.So she's doing what any sensible, thirty-something woman in the future would do—she's buying herself a boyfriend.Well… technically, s...

She broke into his house seeking revenge. Now she can't stop.Judy might be a law-abiding citizen, but when Billy threatens to go public with their intimate video, she'll do anything to stop him.Even if that means going criminal.She assumes one burglary is enough, but she never imagines that the continued rush of breaking and entering would evolve into something more.And despite being repeatedly hot-prowled, Billy isn't so sure he's a victim ...