Jill laughed, "I wish! I haven't had sex in six months, and the cookie would be hard as a rock by the time I have an opportunity to give it to my sex partner."Beverly lifted her eyes to the ceiling and smiled, shaking her head in a wry all-knowing manner. "Honey, your luck is about to change. Prepare to be swept off your feet."Jill found that hilarious and laughed uproariously."What's so funny?"Jill paused to pick up a napkin and wipe her eyes. "Nothing. It'...

SLEEPING WITH THE BANDCarol can't work. She can't even think. Everything's closing in on her. She needs to get away, so she gets in her Thunderbird—a gift from someone she doesn't even want to think about—and starts driving up the Pacific Coast Highway.After playing the set of their life, at the Monterey Pop Festival, the five members of the Maidenhead become mesmerized by Carol, a mysterious beauty who shows up at their motor home asking to use the restroom. As the night mo...

BANANAZ IIAfter the wild orgy the previous Saturday, Teri refuses to have sex with Joel, which leads to a forced sex episode in the shower. Soon Gloria and the usual crowd return along with her stud-muffin cousin. Add in a couple dozen neighbors and you have the makings of another even wilder orgy.BOSS'S SUPER HOT WIFEJohnny Fullmer is taken aback when his boss asks him to help, his wife, Márin, with her woman's club event. When he meets the gorgeous woman, he's surpr...

Meeting for lunch at a Chinese restaurant, Jill's friends are shocked by the improbable, amazing tale of good fortune she spins. Lust, sex, love, pregnancy, and a planned marriage to a strapping young hunk, from eating a red fortune cookie? A FORTUNE COOKIE? Give me a break!Fortune Cookie Magic, a 2008 Eppie Finalist, was subsequently rewritten. Originally it was published as Fortune Cookies

Alice edged over and down the five steps to the grounds, planning to join rabbit when he took off running. Heading toward the brook and the copse of trees that contained the giant oak she remembered well, she pleaded, "White Rabbit, wait. Where're you going?"He never answered, but he seemed to pause, and wave as if signaling her to follow him. When White Rabbit neared the heavy undergrowth around the brook, Alice decided to follow him. When he disappeared into the brush, she turned...

Sometime after eight, they arrived by taxi back at Gail's flat, looking forward to enjoying hours of romantic intimacy. As they walked past the doorman, Gail heard someone yelling her name. She turned around and was shocked to see her 'ex-fuck buddy'—Jeremy. He had a dozen roses in one hand and a bottle of merlot in the other "Gail, I've been waiting for you for almost an hour. Where have you been?" After eyeing Lyle, he added, "Who's this?"Ohhhh shit! Did I fuck up! Gail remembere...

"So, did we win the big game?"I shrugged and Sandy blurted, "Who the f**k cares? All I know is that I'm hornier than a nymph in a convent.Malia stiffened. "Jesus, Sandy is sex all you think about?""Yeah, from what I've been able to determine it's the best thing going. What's the matter? I thought you liked sex, too.""Of course I do, I just don't perseverate on it."Sandy's brow dipped low. "Persever…what?"Malia rolled her eyes. "Perseverate. It...

Story ExcerptChapter One – Flower Girls"Important. Please meet me for lunch at Flavio's. I'll be there at twelve-thirty. Love, Rita."After finishing his eleven o'clock shoot, and receiving this worrisome message, Niki rushed out of the studio, arriving at Flavio's in record time.Glancing around inside Flavio's, he failed to locate Rita. "Hey, Joe. Have you seen Rita?""Yeah sure, she's down there in a booth with her three little friends. Pretty little...

Chapter Six - MoraMora Ramirez, the fifth member of the 'Sexy-Six', was attractive and possessed a nice figure. She was twenty-seven years young, lived in La Habra, California, worked as a head librarian at the local Community College, and suspected all of her New York friends had lost it. According to Jill, whom Mora had always considered sensible, she had met a guy on the street, in the middle of the day, hadn't had so much as a cocktail, yet was in bed with him in less than two h...

EXCERPT"What do you think?" she asked.He took a deep breath. "I think…you have…a great pair of legs."After laughing, she grabbed a handful of grass and flicked it at him. Gabe jerked a hand up to block most of the grass and laughed. Then he set her foot on the ground. "You have a nice little scrape, but you'll live."He reached in the water, scooped a handful, and poured it over her scraped knee. She jumped. "It's hot.""I know. It stays at an even 90 ...

ALICE IN EROTICLANDTen years after her initial visit to Wonderland, Alice returns on her Twenty-first birthday. Only it's no longer Wonderland or Crazyland as you Alice thought of Wonderland. Now, it was Eroticland and the prurient Ruby, the Queen of Diamonds is now in charge. Follow Alice as she winds her way through the sexual experience of a lifetime.AMATEUR NIGHTSally and her undersized half-brother Hermie are strange people. Every weekend they venture forth from ...

All five stared with an intensity reserved for seduction. She was topless in a motel room with five sexy studs, getting warmer and wetter by the minute. Isn't this what I wanted? I asked them here.Hogan hitched his chin toward her loins. "Your skirt," he said with a wicked grin. "We don't want you to catch cold.""Yeah, you better get that off," Zach seconded.""In a minute." Leaning over she reached in the nightstand and retrieved a joint and lighter. Petey ran a hand l...