Will and Izzy travel to New York to be safe from Zzyk. There, Will builds a sailing ship that can fly invisibly in the air. That allows them to explore other large cities safely as they return home. Along the way, intense sexual temptations become unbearable. They adopt several ways to control themselves, one of them is a sort of hockey game. The long trip also means that they must learn to get along with each other. That part of the trip doesn't go too well.When they reach British...

The villain in this book is Zzyk, a dictator who forces Albertans to wear metal bands around their heads. These 'brain bands' send an electric shock to anybody who is breaking a rule. These zaps teach Albertans to do whatever Zzyk wants them to do.One of our heroes is a 15-year-old boy named Will. Out of curiosity, Will removes his brain band. Within a day, the Albertan army is hunting for him. You may wonder why they're doing that. The answer is that Will is a genius inventor. Zzy...

The Cosmos Minister of Justice knows that the warlock that controls Planet Pacifica has made it lawful to murder citizens who speak out against him. Even if they could charge him with a crime, Bug Splatter's magic powers make him too dangerous to physically approach. They can't capture him, interrogate him, testify against him, judge him, imprison him, or even execute him. Even Winnie is stymied.

This book continues the Wilizy's efforts to bring justice to the Denver Cattleman's Association, the DCA. Cowboy and his disguises were instrumental in discovering the truth about them. Winnie in her almost a costume was key to catching individual DCA members in the act. What act that was is too spicy to be shared now.With the DCA members out of the picture, the Wilizy simply had to turn the population against the governor of Colorado and reveal him for what he and the DCA have don...

You would think that Merly and her mermaids would be safe in Earth's plastic covered oceans but they did have a natural enemy who discovered that they had returned to Earth. His name was Blubber Guts, a grossly overweight inner pentagram devil who had prowled Earth's oceans as a sea serpent long ago. He had found mermaids tasty if they were marinated. Neither Heaven nor the Wilizy had weapons that Winnie could use to defeat Blubber Guts. She'd have to use guile.Meanwhile, the Wiliz...

A man named Romeo has seduction on his mind. The Wilizy cousins are on his trail, but are blocked by an unexpected protector. Maddy is warned that Chad is a psychopath. With the help of the CEO of Planet Ringworm, a warlock named Bizarre is following Winnie with intentions of ambushing her with a magic spell. Heaven knows it's coming, but not where or when. Fittingly, the outcome is bizarre.

When the Wilizy convened a full family meeting, it was clear that something big was up. In this case, they were trying to make California a safer place for the state's white minority to live. That meant taking on the brown supremacist leader, Pancha Villa who was running for governor. They knew their plans were in trouble when they learned that Villa's rallies would unleash angry brown mobs intent on attacking the whites. The Wilizy neutralized that threat, but they never saw the next thre...

Readers will encounter some unusual events in Book #51. An impregnated robot tells her creator to suck on a grenade. He likes her feisty. A self-confessed harlot takes two church officials who had tried to help her to court. Teenage girls have the impunity to wear their underwear and some kitchen implements to school on top of their uniforms. And, Granny goes into the chocolate goodie business.

The inner pentagram devil known as Asmodeus convinced Hell and Lucifus that he could capture the angel known as Guinevere and bring her to Hell for Satan's enjoyment. After all, she had broken the Heaven/Hell treaty by sneaking into Hell. Heaven could hardly complain if Hell broke the treaty too. Satan agreed to lend him some gold for expenses and arranged for him to borrow a space ship from Burger King, the CEO of Lucifus.Weeks later, Galahad, Shields and Winnie were visiting one ...

Political skullduggery was the name of the game when Planet Blue Skies decided to hold an election for President. One candidate did nothing but slander the opposition. He was going to win and Blue Skies would never be the same again. Meanwhile, another planet had a unique way to produce their sole export. Everybody died young, but the men did so with a smile of contentment on their faces.

A professional kidnapper captures a six-year-old blonde, blue-eyed girl named Maddy. She ends up in Safe Haven's slave ranch #24 where she is put to work in Big Momma's kitchen. Maddy may be safe there for a while, but she is still being hypnotized and she still has to wear a dog collar that zaps her.Meanwhile, Lucas is selling doughnuts in Toronto with Theo. He runs afoul of a protection racket run by Doctor Sandman who orders Winker, Blinker and Nod to kill him. Fortunately, Luca...

The mermaids pursue Cosmos membership but are accused of being cannibals with powers that can destroy planets if they want to after eating the children. Spoiler Alert! Readers will face an unexpected plot twist. On Earth, Boris attends a baseball game intent on poisoning spectators, but is stopped by sprinkles. His future health depends on what Maddy unearths in her interrogation.