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- My Little Pet Dragon
2021
EN
A picture book that can only be described as fun and adorable, My Little Pet Dragon features over 30 pages of incredible computer-generated artwork.Find out what happens when the young reader gets a pet dragon for Christmas!A bedtime story for children 3-6 that is sure to delight (even adults will find plenty to smile about)!Note: This book has been upgraded for HD devices and includes a bonus puzzle and special sneak previews of My Little Pet Dragon Ness and Secret...
2013
EN
The craziest user guide you'll ever read! Written for mommies and daddies just as much as their children, Taming Your Pet Monster is filled with laugh-out-loud humor and bizarre situations. Witty, colorful and unique, this is one wacky ride you'll never forget!This book is approximately 60 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 8 pages).
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- Secret Agent Disco Dancer
2017
EN
Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth.Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him?Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig.Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an ad...
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- Bedårende Hundesamlinger
2018
EN
Fire søte valpebøker til en lav pris. Over 150 sider!Dette er inkludert:Bedårende Hunder: BeagleDen nye hunden din er veldig krevende! Lær mer om han i denne artige lille boken om beagle. Gi barnet ditt en firebent overraskelse uten alt rotet. Den vil garantert få deg til å smile!Bedårende Hunder: MopsSå du syntes det er gøy å kle din nye mops i mange morsomme antrekk? Han syntes ikke det er like gøy. Og han er ikke redd for å si ifra.Bedåren...
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- Secret Agent Disco Dancer
2020
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GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity."What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly."How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom."I was thinking more like 100."...
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- Secret Agent Disco Dancer
2020
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When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl.Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there."Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just t...
2015
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It's time to get off the couch and have some fun! Leave your cell phones behind and get outside. There's nothing better than playing sports with your friends.Live life, feel great, and you'll be a winner every time!Over 30 fun-filled pages. Appropriate for all ages, children 3-6 in particular. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
2019
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When strange lights explode and light up the sky, one sad bear knows that he must return to his empty cave farther north in hopes of finding his long lost significant other.Approximately 2,900 words. For children 9 to 12.Note: This book deals with the pain of losing a loved one and the joy of being reunited with them. It is intended for a slightly older audience than my typical children's books. If you have any concerns, please download a sample before purchasing.
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- Secret Agent Disco Dancer
2021
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DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth.A food misadventure of galactic proportions, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 21,300 words. Descr...
2021
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There's a monster in Clyde Cleavey's fridge; too bad mom and dad don't believe him. But perhaps a little bacon can change all that...Approximately 4,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
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- Secret Agent Disco Dancer
2020
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Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life."The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers.""Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen."No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu.Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my ot...
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- Adorable Dogs
2020
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Don’t look now, but that crazy Jack Russell Terrier thinks he’s your dog. Didn’t he recently escape from a mental hospital? Now he’s asking for things—a trip to Tahiti (though Maui would do just fine), and most importantly, FOOD! Good thing you don’t have any money. Or food. Still, he won’t stop bothering you. Maybe if you put him to work, he might just go away. (Be careful what you wish for…)A silly picture book for children 3 and up. Approximately 50 pages in all. Descri...











