Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the complete first season, entitled Switek In The Lands of Coke, which includes the first nine episodes of the series! The first season establishes Switek in the Lands of Coke, as well as several other storylines in the series. Prominent characters would include Hattie, Nattie, Midge, Mestopholes, King Coke, Prince Coke, Princess Verana, Reus the Mystic and Niewald the Mystic...

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This is the second book in The Godbolt Trinity Series and shows the further development of Chris Bontey as Godbolt with help of his teacher, Beatrice Chang AKA The Giftress. The other secondary main characters, Kevin Sarcy as The Mindwriter, and Blastus Legend as the Anti-Nigger Machine, now known as The Legendary Blaster, also develop, as their alliances and subsequent goals evolve.Chris Bontey or Godbolt is a 23-year-old Chinese food delivery driver and lackluster college student...

The Godbolt Trinity Series is told in first person fashion, in epistolary form, by each of the three main characters, or Godbolt Trinity, in an effort to reach Oprah, in an attempt to secure her assistance in some way, since she, in the view of Chris Bontey, is obviously the most powerful, if not most influential, person in the universe. Godbolt takes the lion's share of the book, followed by The Mindwriter, and lastly the ANM.Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reade...

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This is the first book in The Godbolt Trinity Series. It introduces the main character of the series, Chris Bontey or Godbolt, as well as the two secondary main characters, Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter and Blastus Legend or the Anti-Nigger Machine.Chris Bontey or Godbolt is a 23-year-old Chinese food delivery driver and lackluster college student who misses his medication and as a result seems to develop super powers. This first book shows Bontey dealing with this discovery and th...

The Godbolt Trinity Series is told in first person fashion, in epistolary form, by each of the three main characters, or Godbolt Trinity, in an effort to reach Oprah, in an attempt to secure her assistance in some way, since she, in the view of Chris Bontey, is obviously the most powerful, if not most influential, person in the universe. Godbolt takes the lion's share of the book, followed by The Mindwriter, and lastly the ANM.Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reade...

A cute little story about youthful love and innocence, against the backdrop of farm-life.

Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the sixth episode and is entitled, Switek Meets Princess Verana. In this episode, Switek, well, meets the very beautiful, and quite moody Princess Verana. Also, Midge's storyline is revisited and Prince Coke's character blooms, for better or worse. There aren't any new characters but at least we finally get to learn the Man In Black's name, and that's something. Plus, more fu...

Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the fourth episode, entitled, Switek Meets The King Of Coke. In this episode, due to a serious turn of events, Switek suddenly finds himself before the King Coke IV, the sometimes cruel king of The Lands of Coke. We also meet some more key characters like Prince Coke, Princess Verana, Reus the Mystic and Niewald the Mystic. Hint: if you like fantasy stuff, like Dungeons & Dra...

My Search For Love On Craigslist is a hilarious collection of 50 personals ads placed on Craigslist over a span of one year by author, Michael Zinetti. Basically, these were genuine ads with a genuine objective, and that was to find love on Craigslist. After the first 3 ads, Zinetti started using different personae to spice things up. That's when things started getting pretty wild and crazy and ultimately entertaining. Zinetti also kept a tally of responses, correspondences and games of Sc...

Going Postal is a collection of 50 status updates, posts and what-have-you, previously posted on my blog at michaelzinetti.com, as well as various social websites. Most of the posts were written after I had stayed up all night and was barely functioning. What better time to try and set the world afire than when you're completely and utterly delirious?