Dudley and his friends were just normal teenagers until strange things started to happen. All their parents worked for the government. Could things get any worse for these Not So superpowered teens?

It ain't easy keeping the most powerful man in the galaxy out of evil's grasp.Military field leader Reef is about to begin his hardest mission yet: protect a man with a strange ability. The ability? To communicate with himself across millions of timelines.With the knowledge and experience of millions of himself, he's a very wanted man. So when the galaxy's foremost criminal leader, Master Asinine, captures him to harness his ability, nobody is safe. Because Asinine loves ga...

You don't have to change any diapers here. We don't go back that far.Sit back and wonder what Schizophrenic was like as a college dropout. What happened to Harrier after he won the Nobel Peace Prize. How Multipurpose rose to become one of the greatest weight-loss gurus the universe had ever come to trust.Because none of that actually happened. Cooler junk did, though. Like Multipurpose eating an entire bagel. Singlehandedly. Read about the history of your favorite In a Gala...

Two soldiers, one mindless robot, zero weapons...130 decibels.Soldiers Power Plant and Franchise aren't the first choices for a stealth mission. Brash and mischievous, at least they've got heart. But stealth becomes desperate survival when they crash-land on enemy ground.With a hunting party dogging them, their every move is a frenzied act to keep one step ahead.But that's impossible when your robotic pilot speaks in car alarms.Can Power Plant and Franchise ...

In the future, disco is a weapon of mass destruction.Lieutenant Colonel Matross Legion and his Good Guys come under attack from archenemy Master Asinine’s newest scheme: infecting their automated space station with a virus that murders its victims to disco.Public-domain disco.With the station’s defenses turned against the Good Guys, death lurks around every corner and down every hall. Now they must find a way to deal with the virus...or die.With no place to ...

Technology can now melt your face off.Disaster strikes at home for Lieutenant Colonel Matross Legion when archenemy Master Asinine attacks with a weapon that unravels your genetic makeup. Suddenly it sucks to have DNA.Now Legion and his squad must dodge laser beams raining death from above, because the slightest touch turns anybody to genetic soup.And when Asinine takes Legion hostage, what stands in the way of total galactic domination?This book pairs best ...

Doomsday's sitting only one floor down.When Lieutenant Colonel Matross Legion is invited to speak at the Intergalactic Peace Symposium, all he wants is a quiet weekend. But work follows when archenemy Master Asinine and his enclave of idiots take the building by storm. Their plan: capture and clone Legion. For some stupid reason.But a mysterious third faction joins Legion and Asinine, a new faction hell-bent on liberating the galaxy from itself...by destroying it. Their met...

The galaxy’s most unhinged lunatic has an extinction-level death ray...and an itchy trigger finger.Master Asinine has hatched his most psychotic scheme. He’s merged the galaxy’s largest crime gangs into a crushing force he calls the Bad Guys. Stay classy, Asinine.With a death ray at his disposal, he’s taking over the galaxy and putting everyone on a four-day notice. And if they don’t like it......he’ll nuke them instead.The galaxy’s only hope is Major Legion...

It's just another day. Having just been accepted into Vault 111, you spend the morning with your family going about your daily routine. That is until alarms blare out, signalling a nuclear attack. You and your family sprint towards the Vault along with everyone else in the neighborhood just as a bomb explodes nearby. After surviving the blast, you are lowered into the Vault and enter cryosleep. Two hundred years pass and you awake to a world ravaged by nuclear war. You are the Sole Survivo...

READ THE NOVEL THAT IGNITED THE PHENOMENON! Kirito reenters the world of VRMMOs, this time logging in to Gun Gale Online in order to investigate the Death Gun, an in-game item rumored to be responsible for real-world deaths. He immediately runs into trouble when, after transferring his old avatar into the new game, he discovers that he looks a bit more feminine than he'd anticipated! With the help of Sinon the sniper, he enters the Bullet of Bullets tournament and tries to adapt his old sk...

READ THE NOVEL THAT IGNITED THE PHENOMENON! In an effort to discover the truth behind Death Gun, Kirito has entered the Bullet of Bullets tournament in Gun Gale Online. Both he and Sinon the sniper girl have made it to the finals, and the reality of what they discover is stranger than anything they could've prepared for. As Sinon is forced to face her own past, lives are on the line once again, and Kirito struggles to connect Death Gun to events in the original SAO game--but can Death Gun'...

WHERE NO ONE KNOWS YOUR NAME...Thanksgiving, 2075. Shadowrunning vampire-mage Rick “Red” Lang used to make his living hunting dangerous insect spirits and twisted mages, but when he awakens after twelve years of involuntary hibernation, he finds the rest of the world has gotten even stranger.Red begins piecing together what had happened during his lost time—and who put him under in the first place. But as he journeys through the neon-drenched ruins of Chica...