The Tantalizing 20 Short Stories is a composite of stories with subjects from my experiences as a veteran of the Army Air Corps in World War II, memoirs of unusual and interesting family circumstances, together with a variety of subjects that I've created from a course of events that have occurred over a very long life. The about the author on the back cover was composed with the intent not only to identify the writer but also to arouse an interest to read what the book offers.

From the Grammy-nominated star of Saturday Night Live and his equally talented sister comes a delightfully cynical look at life through a half-full glass.I HATE THIS PLACE is the book for anyone who's ever tired of crossing to the sunny side of the street, looking for that elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or reading self-help books that are meant to bring peace and prosperity. Guaranteed to shatter illusions, extinguish all hope, and keep the ...

Learn all the sign language slang you've always wanted to know with this fun English-ASL phrasebook for the modern era.Next time you're signing with your friends, drop the ASL textbook formality and start flashing the signs they don't teach in any classroom, including:• cool slang• funny insults• explicit terms• raw swear wordsDirty Sign Language is the pe...

Declan loves death metal—particularly from Finland. And video games—violent ones. And internet porn—any kind, really. He goes to school with Neilly Foster and spends most of his classroom time wondering what it might be like to know her, to talk to her, maybe even to graze against her sweater in the hallway.Neilly is an accomplished gymnast, naturally beautiful, and a constant presence at all the best parties (to which Declan is never invited). She's the queen of cool, the princess ...

The modern woman has enough hassles without having to put up with the antics of the man in her life. Why endure another day of snoring, football, and wet towels on the floor? With this hilarious, fully illustrated guide, learn 101 reasons why you should dump your chump and hook up with a cat!So, besides the fact that your man's just not that into you, can he scratch his ear with his foot? Is he adorable when he pounces off the fridge onto your shoulder? Do you get to watch him nudg...

By Agatha Award Nominee and IMBA Multiple National Bestseller!This short collection includes a Romance Short Story first featured in Woman's World along with six other romances and a sneak peek of The Fairy Godfather.Special DeliveryValentine's Day has a special meaning to this florist, but does it have the same significance to her husband?Eye of the StormWhen there's nowhere else to turn in a snowstorm, finding the right place for love still might hap...

"100 of the" series books brings you yet another exciting book on the 100 of the Greatest Movie Insults of All Time. Read this book and many other 100 of the Best, Most, Ugliest, Top, Coolest and more books.

Jacob Willoughby's life's work was renovating and restoring old homes. His passion lay in returning once beautiful, decrepit architecture to its previous glory. Unfortunately, In this Twilight Zone-esque short story, his latest contract, a formerly majestic mansion, may be his last when former residents begin showing up, uninvited.

Jennie Meyers is devastated when chemotherapy causes her to lose her hair. She worries about the reaction of her fifth grade students to her cancer. Can they show her how much they care?

A short screwball comedy about love and socks.John just wants a pair of socks, but if Mary has her way, he'll end up in quite a pair.

Deanne is an ex-stripper trying to find her way and along the way she meets Lucca, a mob leader. He has a few dark desires but she's not interested.Does he give up? Or does she give in?

A collection of fierce, empowering poems by living, self-identified women writers intended for girls age 12-21. Full of advice, critique, reflection, commiseration, humor, sorrow and rage, this anthology includes poems by some of the most exciting female poets writing and performing today. Courage; Daring Poems for Gutsy Girls will live in lockers, backpacks and under beds for years, its pages reblogged, tattooed, dog-eared and coffee stained.