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Brilliant Answers for Everyday Questions
Be Funny Whenever You Choose
2012
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How would you like to be the person everyone is waiting for…to arrive at the party, the office, the restaurant, or wherever? What if, in a very short amount of time, you could develop a reputation for being a funny guy or gal? With BRILLIANT ANSWERS FOR EVERYDAY QUESTIONS, it will be quick, easy, and fun. How many times has someone asked you a simple question, and you automatically answered it seriously? Ten seconds later you thought to yourself, “Now I know what I should have said!” Never...
Glee-Mail
Over 300 Funny e-Mail Messages for All Occasions
2014
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GLEE-MAIL is useful year-round since occasions for greetings never end. Who isn't obliged to acknowledge friends and relatives? And GLEE-MAIL makes it 10 times easier than driving to the drug store, walking the greeting card aisles, picking a card, putting it back, picking another card, putting it back until you find the right (overpriced at $6.95) one. Then standing in line to buy it and drive back home—only to realize you should've picked that other card you passed on! With GLEE-MAIL you...
Killer Voicemail
Funny, Clever & Laugh-Out-Loud Messages
2012
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Voicemail is no longer just a means of identifying yourself and prompting a response, it's now an entertainment medium. Express your inner comic and treat your callers to loads of laughs with over 130 funny and clever outgoing messages for you to choose from. Have fun and spread the laughter!
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The Day I Shot Cupid
Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a Love-aholic
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For any woman who has ever bought a self-help book and wondered why she bothered. (P.S. Now that I know he's just not that into me, where do I go from there? Yeah, thanks for that advice.)Jennifer Love Hewitt is a self-proclaimed "love-aholic" and hopeless romantic (her middle name is Love, after all!). She has been lucky and unlucky in love, and lived to tell -- and she's done it all in the spotlight. Much has been written about her love life--some true, ...
2011
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You are now in possession of 50 of the worlds worst pickup lines that actually worked. What started out as being a normal night out with the guys quickly turned into a huge psychological experiment that had all the social networks on fire. The subject was in Twitters top 10 for a week straight, and was the leading topic on several Facebook groups for over a month. Both men and woman from around the world were weighing in on the topic and the result was this book.This is not just a ...
2011
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**NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • In this hilarious instant classic, the creator of The Mindy Project and Never Have I Ever invites readers on a tour of her life and her unscientific observations on romance, friendship, and Hollywood.“[Kaling is] like Tina Fey’s cool little sister. Or perhaps . . . the next Nora Ephron.”—The New York Times**Mindy Kaling has lived many lives: the obedient child of immigrant professionals, a timid chubster afr...
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Featuring advice, wisdom, and observations from an array of prominent and beloved women, 30 Things Every Woman Should Have and Should Know by the Time She's 30 is an essential guide (and perfect gift) for women on the brink of thirty--and for those who are already there!Fifteen years ago, Glamour published a list of distinctive yet universally true must-haves and must-knows for women on the cusp of and beyond the age of thirty titled, "30 Things Ev...
The Duck Dynasty Ladies
Get To Know The Ladies Of Duck Dynasty
2014
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-------------------------------------------- On Sale For Three Days, Just $2.99 --------------------------------------------------- The ladies of Duck Dynasty are here in this new book from Jennifer Webb. Get to know the ladies up close including the new member of the 2014 show, Lisa Robertson. Lisa is the wife of Phil and Miss Kay's oldest boy Alan. This book is full of pictures and personal details. A great companion for viewers...
Don't Worry, It Gets Worse
One Twentysomething's (Mostly Failed) Attempts at Adulthood
2013
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Alida Nugent graduated college with a degree in one hand and a drink in the other, eager to trade in parties and all-nighters for “the real world.” But post-grad wasn’t the glam life she imagined. Soon buried under a pile of bills, laundry, and three-dollar bottles of wine, it quickly became clear that she had no idea what she was doing. But hey, what twentysomething does?In Don’t Worry, It Gets Worse, Nugent shares what it takes to make the awkward leap from unde...
I Hate This Place
The Pessimist's Guide to Life
2008
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From the Grammy-nominated star of Saturday Night Live and his equally talented sister comes a delightfully cynical look at life through a half-full glass.I HATE THIS PLACE is the book for anyone who's ever tired of crossing to the sunny side of the street, looking for that elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or reading self-help books that are meant to bring peace and prosperity. Guaranteed to shatter illusions, extinguish all hope, and keep the ...
2011
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The Best Of Funny Sexting is a collection of sexting messages that turned out funny or awkward. Peer into the secret lives of others and laugh at their special moments of sexting. NOTICE: STRONG LANGUAGE
2012
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An 11-year-old boy finds his dad's gun and rushes to a deadly stand off at the mall. "Backup" by Rick Mofina is the 2,300-word, gut-wrenching short story that was nominated for Canada's top literary prize for crime fiction, the Arthur Ellis Award, in the category of Best Short Story, presented by the Crime Writers of Canada. "Backup" received further acclaim when it was named a finalist for a Best Short Story Award by The International Thriller Writers. It is one of three gripping tales in...











