THE FIRST GUIDE TO OPEN UP THE WILDLY POPULAR PALEO DIET TO VEGETARIANS IS HERE!Being vegetarian doesn't mean you can't go Paleo. With this comprehensive guide it's easy to transition to a primal diet without feeling deprived. Shed pounds, gain energy and improve your health with a rich base of fruits, vegetables, nuts, eggs and more. The Paleo Vegetarian Diet offers: •Tips to lose weight and feel great•50 delicious recipes•Meal plans and shopping lists•Tricks for eating out•Advice on gett...

This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do).Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cu...

If You Own A Cat You Must Own This Book"The Erma Bombeck of cat writers!"Cotton mice found doing the dead man's float in the water dish...5 AM wake-up calls...a "no-closed doors" policy...the cat declares a holy war when put on a diet.Lessons In Stalking homes in on the wildly different responses the author and her long-suffering spouse have to a life shared with cats. In no other cat book will you find such riveting accounts as:The Great Cat Butt Wiping Adv...

Has kitty been overindulging in catnip to fill the vast emptiness within? Does self-actualization always remain one whisker away? This indispensable guide, based on classic self-help texts and filled with quizzes, exercises, and insider tips, will teach cats to make small, daily changes (e.g. Become an Early Riser—and Force Others to Join You) to improve their lives. With chapters like “Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff . . . But Feel Free to Freak Out Over Anything That Moves Suddenly or Withou...

Jesus Rollerblading Christ—another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, br...

Bad Cats is a collection of feline humor that just keeps PURRING along! The purrrfect book for cat lovers with a sense of humor. Rick Stromoski has captured the personality of cats everywhere and every cat lover will recognize the mischievous nature of their feline friends. Whether tormenting their canine adversaries, teasing their rodent playthings or pranking their humans, every cat lover will recognize the often roguish nature of their feline friends. Rick is a professional cartoonist w...

The internationally bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry that set off a trend of feline funniness! Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats.The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your L...

In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.Sixtry of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are...

New York Times Bestseller: A baker in small-town Minnesota finds the heat is on after a musician is murdered…When bakery owner Hannah Swensen hears that the Cinnamon Roll Six jazz band will be playing at Lake Eden, Minnesota’s Weekend Jazz Festival, she's more than happy to bake up a generous supply of their namesake confections to welcome them to town.Before the festival even begins, tragedy strikes when the tour bus overturns. Am...

Matthew Inman's first collection of The Oatmeal.com spent six weeks on the New York Times bestseller list and sold 200,000 copies. This pivotal and influential comic collection titled 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth introduced Samurai sword-wielding kittens and informed us on how to tell if a velociraptor is having pre-marital sex. Matthew's cat-themed collection How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a #1 New York Times ...

Things get hairy when a cat finds multiple bodies in this mystery in the New York Times bestselling Cats in Trouble series.When Clyde the cat travels two hundred miles back home only to find his former owner dead, the story makes national news. While everyone seems eager to tell Clyde’s incredible tale, someone needs to step up to care for him. Because the media attention is creating chaos at the local shelter, cat quilter Jillian Hart agrees to foster the...

Izzy McHale wants her new Trendy Tails Pet Boutique in Merryville, Minnesota, to be the height of canine couture and feline fashions. But at the store’s opening, it turns out it’s a human who’s dressed to kill…Izzy’s own beloved pets are dressed to the nines for the grand opening of Trendy Tails. Feisty feline Jinx is large and in charge, and happy mutt Packer is lapping up the attention. Izzy and her best friend Rena have their hands full meeting Merryvil...