Jill laughed, "I wish! I haven't had sex in six months, and the cookie would be hard as a rock by the time I have an opportunity to give it to my sex partner."Beverly lifted her eyes to the ceiling and smiled, shaking her head in a wry all-knowing manner. "Honey, your luck is about to change. Prepare to be swept off your feet."Jill found that hilarious and laughed uproariously."What's so funny?"Jill paused to pick up a napkin and wipe her eyes. "Nothing. It'...

"What do you want?""I need to talk to you. Can I come in? I've been talking with Pam and I don't like what she's telling me.""You can talk from there. About what?""About your sham marriage."My nostrils flared reflexively as I scrunched my mouth. "My marriage is none of your business—Pam's either."Lane was silent as he turned his head and gazed up the street. "Listen Shelly, normally it wouldn't be, but when your husband mistreats you, we make it our ...

"What do you want?""I need to talk to you. Can I come in? I've been talking with Pam and I don't like what she's telling me.""You can talk from there. About what?""About your sham marriage."My nostrils flared reflexively as I scrunched my mouth. "My marriage is none of your business—Pam's either."Lane was silent as he turned his head and gazed up the street. "Listen Shelly, normally it wouldn't be, but when your husband mistreats you, we make it our ...

SLEEPING WITH THE BANDCarol can't work. She can't even think. Everything's closing in on her. She needs to get away, so she gets in her Thunderbird—a gift from someone she doesn't even want to think about—and starts driving up the Pacific Coast Highway.After playing the set of their life, at the Monterey Pop Festival, the five members of the Maidenhead become mesmerized by Carol, a mysterious beauty who shows up at their motor home asking to use the restroom. As the night mo...

BANANAZ IIAfter the wild orgy the previous Saturday, Teri refuses to have sex with Joel, which leads to a forced sex episode in the shower. Soon Gloria and the usual crowd return along with her stud-muffin cousin. Add in a couple dozen neighbors and you have the makings of another even wilder orgy.BOSS'S SUPER HOT WIFEJohnny Fullmer is taken aback when his boss asks him to help, his wife, Márin, with her woman's club event. When he meets the gorgeous woman, he's surpr...

Meeting for lunch at a Chinese restaurant, Jill's friends are shocked by the improbable, amazing tale of good fortune she spins. Lust, sex, love, pregnancy, and a planned marriage to a strapping young hunk, from eating a red fortune cookie? A FORTUNE COOKIE? Give me a break!Fortune Cookie Magic, a 2008 Eppie Finalist, was subsequently rewritten. Originally it was published as Fortune Cookies

Alice edged over and down the five steps to the grounds, planning to join rabbit when he took off running. Heading toward the brook and the copse of trees that contained the giant oak she remembered well, she pleaded, "White Rabbit, wait. Where're you going?"He never answered, but he seemed to pause, and wave as if signaling her to follow him. When White Rabbit neared the heavy undergrowth around the brook, Alice decided to follow him. When he disappeared into the brush, she turned...

Sometime after eight, they arrived by taxi back at Gail's flat, looking forward to enjoying hours of romantic intimacy. As they walked past the doorman, Gail heard someone yelling her name. She turned around and was shocked to see her 'ex-fuck buddy'—Jeremy. He had a dozen roses in one hand and a bottle of merlot in the other "Gail, I've been waiting for you for almost an hour. Where have you been?" After eyeing Lyle, he added, "Who's this?"Ohhhh shit! Did I fuck up! Gail remembere...

"So, did we win the big game?"I shrugged and Sandy blurted, "Who the f**k cares? All I know is that I'm hornier than a nymph in a convent.Malia stiffened. "Jesus, Sandy is sex all you think about?""Yeah, from what I've been able to determine it's the best thing going. What's the matter? I thought you liked sex, too.""Of course I do, I just don't perseverate on it."Sandy's brow dipped low. "Persever…what?"Malia rolled her eyes. "Perseverate. It...

Story ExcerptChapter One – Flower Girls"Important. Please meet me for lunch at Flavio's. I'll be there at twelve-thirty. Love, Rita."After finishing his eleven o'clock shoot, and receiving this worrisome message, Niki rushed out of the studio, arriving at Flavio's in record time.Glancing around inside Flavio's, he failed to locate Rita. "Hey, Joe. Have you seen Rita?""Yeah sure, she's down there in a booth with her three little friends. Pretty little...

GROOVIN Excerpt:Hurriedly, she stripped and casually walked into the shower. "I hope it's all right. I changed my mind." She squished her nose as she pretended to smell her armpits. "I smell a little ripe."He didn't say a word, scanning her body for the longest time.She smiled through squinting, knowing eyes. "I don't suppose I can borrow the soap?""You are beautiful.""Yeah, well, I'm digging what I'm seeing, too, Kino. The soap?"He looked at h...

Chapter Six - MoraMora Ramirez, the fifth member of the 'Sexy-Six', was attractive and possessed a nice figure. She was twenty-seven years young, lived in La Habra, California, worked as a head librarian at the local Community College, and suspected all of her New York friends had lost it. According to Jill, whom Mora had always considered sensible, she had met a guy on the street, in the middle of the day, hadn't had so much as a cocktail, yet was in bed with him in less than two h...