Can the worst pirate ever win the Pirate of the Year Award…?Mum is making me take part in the stupid Pirate of the Year Award. All I have to do is fight an enormous sea monster, (doom), beat my oh-so-brilliant brother at something (please please please) and find the legendary treasure that no one has ever found EVER in the history of EVER (easy peasy, then). Wish me luck! Pirate Blunderbeard.Blunderbeard might be the worst pirate ever but he’s also the funniest – laugh-out-...

What do you want to be today? Brave? Caring? Quiet? Creative? Adventurous?Let your dreams run free and embark on an adventure with one very special boy. Follow him as he explores a fantastical world filled with dragons, giants, robots, lions, tigers and even aliens!Celebrate the wonder of every day in this picture book that is full of positive affirmations, written and vibrantly illustrated by Ben Cort, the bestselling illustrator of the Aliens Love Underpants seri...

A little boy getting ready for bed looks up at the moon and wonders whether it can speak English as it shines all over the world. He tells the moon about his day - it's not lonely falling asleep when you share your day's adventures with the moon.

I was in my Granny's kitchen eating extra-special cake,when the walls began to tremble and the roof began to SHAKE.KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Ring! Ring! Ring! Oh MY – a dino's at the door.And now it's taken Granny … SOMEONE STOP THAT DINOSAUR!Chase down the GRAN-NAPPING brontosaurus in this rollicking, rhyming, ROAR-some romp. Can you catch the naughty dinosaur and get back to Granny's house before Mum comes home at six o'clock?From Alex English and...

When a swarm of aliens fly down to Earth, meeting people is the last thing they want to do—what they really, really want…is to steal underwear from you!These hilarious aliens love underpants in every color and size—whether big or small, red or green, and everything in between! Since they don't have underwear up in space, they're willing to steal fabrics from any place. They think that Mom's frilly, pink panties are a perfect place to hide. And Grandpa's woolly long...

Watch out for muddy puddles!Because you never really know ...what there might be lurkingdown in the depths below.Have you ever thought about what could be in the world below the surface of puddles? Join in as one boy finds that some are very, very deep; some are teeming with particularly peckish crocodiles – eek! – and some icy puddles hurt your bottom when you slip – ouch! Others are full of frogs, underwater kings, lost socks and – WATCH OUT! – the B...

Join a boy and the moon in a fun good night story!In this perfect read-aloud story, a little boy warms up to the moon at bedtime. They have a sweet rapport, with the boy talking to the moon as if it were any other potential new friend.The boy asks the moon if it enjoys some of his favorite activities--and they share in some, like pretending to be pirates, together. But then the boy starts to think big. Can the moon see the city? Can the moon see the whole wide world? What are the m...

Can the worst pirate ever find his way home from the Island of No Return?My stupid brother has tricked me into the worst holiday ever… on the Island of No Return. I’m stuck herewith just a chicken for company unless I can find some treasure – then Blackbeard says he will come and get me (nice of him). All I have to do is follow a treasure map through a jungle full of pirate-eating creatures (no problem), into the deepest, darkest probably-haunted cave (not at all scary, not at all ...

Set sail with the funniest pirate on the seven seas in this hilarious adventure for readers of 7+ with brilliant pictures throughout from ALIENS LOVE UNDERPANTS illustrator Ben Cort.Pirate Blunderbeard is on a voyage with his cousin Redruth and Grandpa Greybeard. Blunderbeard hopes it will be like a holiday cruise, ice-cream, deck chairs and maybe a bit of swimming. But Grandpa Greybeard is on a mission. He wants to get his favourite ship back from the Scariest Pirate on the high s...

**"The aliens are excited,As tomorrow's Christmas Day,So instead of stealing underpants,They're giving them away!"**Everyone's favourite aliens are full of festive spirit. Join them as they help out in Santa's busy workshop, put neon pants on Rudolph and hang knickers up instead of stockings. Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!This eAudio edition is brought to life by the hilarious Rik Mayall.

"Aliens love underpants, in every shape and size,But there are no underpants in space, so here's a big surprise...."This zany, hilarious story, read by Rik Mayall, is a madcap, rhyming tale by award-winning author Claire Freedman, and is sure to enchant and amuse the whole family!Perfect for joining in, this story is fantastically fresh and funny - you'll laugh your pants off!

Ever wondered why dinosaurs went extinct? It's because they were all wiped out in a mighty Pants War!Join T. Rex and the rest of the gang as they slog it out to gain prehistoric pants supremacy in this hilarious follow-up to the award-winning Aliens Love Underpants read by the zany Rik Mayall.