We all know someone like Ronnie Gitt, moody, cranky, funny, opinionated, and not afraid to say what’s on his mind. The problem with this world is everyone is afraid to have an opinion because it might cause an outcry within the public, but Ronnie doesn’t care, he just says what’s on his mind and let’s the opinions flow. This book contains ten funny short reads that have been rated by our readers with an average of five stars, don’t take our word for it, have a look at these reviews. Yalmac...

A collection of free poetry collected from my personal website. It is a mixed collection, but I am sure you will find something you like.

This book wasn't made to poke fun at habits, it was more to make light of habits we all complain about. There are hundreds of habits, but I have handpicked the top 12 that people moan about. With each habit mentioned in this book I have briefly given my own insight plus a load of research to outline any medical complications. Habits Include: - Talking with Your Mouthful - Scratching Your Backside - Nagging - Whining - Body Oder - Compulsive Household Rearranged - Nail Biting - Get to The P...

This book series contains a blog post for each day of the season. I share many aspects of my life, and that includes struggles, funnies and family moments. I wrote this book to keep track of my daily activities and to remember precious family moments that we never want to forget. Life goes by really fast, it is like someone is turning the hands of time and not giving you a chance to treasure each moment we have in life. Spring 2013 Edition

Alfie Roberts, The Rat Catcher makes a mistake on the job, he is afraid to tell the law firm owner(Harry Williams) because of his own pride to admit the mistake he made. Moral: Perfection can be found in all of us, but being human doesn't mean we are immortal from imperfections. Character List: - Mrs Smith, Law Firm Receptionist. - Harry William's, Law Firm Owner. - Alfie Roberts, Rat Catcher

- You know the key to having more energy has nothing to do with crystals and chakras... and everything to do with how much sleep you get.- You know that neglecting your friends will leave you destitute and lonely... but you're still too damn lazy to pick up your phone and get in touch.- You know you could get through your to-do list in half the time... yet you're still stalking your ex on Facebook.- You know you just need...

It’s finally Mandy and Dalton’s turn……Book 9 in the Heaven Hill Series can be read as a standalone.DaughterSisterMother to beThe Heaven Hill MC has always been a safe place for Mandy Walker. Since being adopted by their President, she and her twin brother have been able to count on them for anything. The ragtag group of men and the women who love them became the family the twins never had.Having grown up under their protectio...

'Full-on, uncontrollable, laugh-till-you-weep stories. Glover has become the indispensable chronicler of Australian family life' Geraldine BrooksRichard Glover's deeply skewed stories of everyday life are heard each week on ABC radio's 'thank God It's Friday'. He creates a world which is both weird and wry-a world in which Henry VIII provides marriage advice, JD Salinger celebrates tap-water and naked French women bring forth a medical miracle. It's also a world in which shampoo is ...

HER LIFE IS ON THE LINEFor a year, U.S. Marshal Hunter Davis has protected witness Annie Delacorte and her toddler daughter. But now, someone is determined to stop Annie from testifying against the men who killed her husband. To guard Annie, by-the-book Hunter will have to break a promise to himself: to not get emotionally involved. After all, he already cares more deeply than he ever imagined for the sweet family of two . . . a family he’ll do anything to keep saf...

New wife and mother Julie is a woman struggling to find her place. Her dilemmas while modest feel harsh and reflect the ways in which women were once denied control over their own bodies. Her first steps toward independence bring great painand not only to herself. With sparing incisive prose Cynthia Flood unravels what it meant to be a married woman in post-war era Vancouver creating an evocative and even unsettling experience for the reader.“With a precision of language that start...

Humans and vampires stand on the brink of war in this gripping series by New York Times bestselling author Susan KrinardIn the crumbling outpost of San Francisco, a fragile truce is threatened by an assassination plot. Half–dhampir agent Phoenix Stryker has the beauty, brains–and blood–to infiltrate the vampires' secret society and save the city. But once she's in, she finds that her target, the assassin Drakon, is not the monster she expected. Handsome, honourable...

An imaginative and resonant work of speculative literature from ReLit Award-winning author Darren Greer. Twin brothers, born on an oppressive family farm, discover a miraculous way to escape the dreariness of their lives, charting a course that promises equal measures of wonder and heartbreak.