STOP FOR FREE WILL.This is the story of a man trapped in hell with a goldfish.I never thought I would write my own obituary, but here we go: My name is Luke Glass and in the next few minutes, I will be dead. All I can think about is, I should have never left the void—I should have never stolen those lampshades, but you can’t change that. You can always bend space and time to zap back to the past, but time travel has always been more of a pr...