Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo?Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you.Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life.This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers i...

Cruise Vacation Secrets: Tips, Tricks & Hacks for a Better CruiseYour ultimate guide to cruising smarter, saving money, and having more fun at sea!Whether you're planning your very first cruise or you're a seasoned sailor looking to up your game, this book is packed with insider tips, real-world hacks, and expert advice to help you cruise like a pro. From packing and port days to dining, entertainment, and debarkation—this guide covers it all.Inside, you'll learn how...

Cruising With Teens: A Great Vacation as a FamilyPlanning a cruise with your teenager? You're not alone! Many families wonder how to plan a cruise that works for everyone—especially when teens want freedom, independence, and a little adventure, while parents want family time, safety, and memories that last a lifetime.This book is your go-to guide for planning a stress-free, fun-filled cruise with your teens. Whether it's your first cruise or your fifth, you'll find practica...

Ready to cruise smarter, bolder, and better with Royal Caribbean?Whether you're a first-time cruiser or a seasoned sailor, Cruising Royal Caribbean: Your Boldest Vacation Yet is the ultimate guide to planning an unforgettable vacation at sea.Cruise expert Steve Turner takes you deck-by-deck through Royal Caribbean's most iconic ships, exciting itineraries, and money-saving strategies. Learn how to choose the right ship, get the best...

Set Sail with Carnival: A Beginner's Guide to the Fun ShipsBy Steve TurnerNew to cruising? Thinking about your first Carnival cruise? This easy-to-read guide is packed with everything first-time cruisers need to feel prepared, confident, and excited before setting sail.Whether you're cruising solo, as a couple, or with your family, this beginner's guide covers it all:Choosing the right ship and itineraryWhat to pack and what t...

Planning your first cruise vacation can feel exciting and overwhelming.What should you pack?How does embarkation day work?Are cruise drink packages worth it?What hidden cruise costs should you expect?How do you avoid common first-time cruise mistakes?In The First-Time Cruiser Survival Guide, travel advisor and cruise enthusiast Steve Turner helps new cruisers feel confident, prepared, and ready to enjoy their vacation from the moment the...

Cruising to BermudaBy Steve TurnerPlanning a cruise to Bermuda? This essential guidebook has everything you need to make the most of your voyage—from planning and packing to dining, exploring, and navigating the island with confidence.Cruising to Bermuda is the ultimate resource for anyone sailing to one of the world's most beautiful and unique cruise destinations. Whether you're a first-time cruise...

Cruise Etiquette: Do's and Don'ts at Sea is the ultimate guide for anyone looking to cruise smarter, travel respectfully, and avoid the embarrassing mistakes that can ruin a vacation. Whether you're a first-time cruiser or a seasoned traveler, this easy-to-read book offers practical tips for navigating ship life with courtesy and confidence.From buffet lines to formal nights, from pool chairs to shore excursions, you'll learn how to handle every situation with grac...

Cruising for Solo Travelers: How to Sail Alone and Love ItTips, Encouragement, and Advice from Real Solo CruisersDreaming of taking a cruise but worried about going it alone? Cruising for Solo Travelers: How to Sail Alone and Love It is your practical and inspiring guide to embracing the adventure of solo cruising with confidence.Written for those who are curious about sailing solo—or those ready to book their first trip—this book c...

A down-and-dirty chronicle of the birth and evolution of the Seattle grunge scene—from backyard skateboard ramps and underground hardcore clubs to worldwide phenomenon—as told by one of its founding fathers and lead guitarist of legendary alternative rock band, Mudhoney.In the late 80s and early 90s, Steve Turner and his friends—Seattle skate punks, hardcore kids, and assorted misfits—started forming bands in each other’s basements and accidentally created a unique...

Planning your first cruise? Want to avoid common mistakes, save money, reduce stress, and enjoy your vacation more? This practical cruise travel guide shares 50 simple cruise hacks that experienced passengers use to make cruising easier, smoother, and more enjoyable.Inside this easy-to-read guide, you'll learn practical tips for:choosing the right cabinavoiding embarkation day chaospacking smartersaving money onboardfinding quie...

Cruise ports can feel confusing, crowded, expensive, and overwhelming — especially for first-time cruisers trying to avoid overpriced excursions and tourist traps. This practical 2026 cruise port guide helps travelers confidently explore 25 popular cruise destinations without booking expensive tours.Inside this easy-to-read cruise travel guide, you'll discover:what to do independently in major cruise portswalkable areas near cruise terminalspractic...