Welcome to the Dismolle Peace Force, the most dysfunctional crime-fighting outfit in the galaxy.Their budget is stretched so thin the station commander is running a lottery scam to cover costs.They hire trainees by printing job ads on the back of old fast food flyers.Their armoury consists of one training pistol and several hundred boxes of old records.When Harriet Walsh signs on, she doesn't expect to be given her first case with no trainin...

Clunk, an elderly robot, has reached the end of his useful life. He has one last chance to earn a much-needed overhaul.Hal Spacejock, a crash-prone pilot, will have multiple bones rearranged if he doesn't repay a loan shark.Clunk is patient, reasonable and brimming with helpful suggestions.Hal is stubborn, quick to anger and incapable of listening to good advice.They're as compatible as a burning match and a stick of dynamit...

Did you bring the salt?A creaky old robot shows up in a backward, medieval kingdom, promptly triggering all-out war. It's elves versus humans, humans versus dwarves, and pretty much everyone versus the goblins.Now the rusty robot is being pulled from all sides by competing kingdoms. They each want a piece of him... literally.At least there are no dragons to worry about, because they've been boned, filleted and barbecued to the brink of extinction. H...

A well-meaning young bookkeeper is recruited into a bizarre family business hunting spirits, only to find himself caught between supernatural dangers, a deadly conspiracy, and two people he desperately wants to protect.It's the year 1871, and an unlikely trio patrol the foggy, gaslit streets of London.The Professor: A brilliant, eccentric inventor who can unleash supernatural forces in pursuit of a breakthrough, then compla...

Three complete novels. One bonus short story. Infinite cosmic chaos.If you love absurd, witty sci-fi, strap in for Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two (Books 4–6 plus bonus content). Join bumbling freighter pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering robotic companion, Clunk, as they navigate dodgy contracts, lethal rivalries, and catastrophic bad luck across the galaxy.What’s Inside the Bundle:Book 4: No Free Lunch

Three full-length novels in one hilarious volume!"An insane, inspired blend of high fantasy and low humour."A Portion of Dragon and ChipsWhen a mild-mannered, old robot gets stranded in a medieval kingdom, things immediately go downhill. Trapped without a battery recharge, he must dodge a homicidal knight, a greedy queen, and a conniving spymaster—all desperate to exploit or destroy the mechanical marvel.A B...

Do any of these sound familiar?• You want to write your first novel, but you don't know how to begin.• You've started writing several novels, but you never finish them.• You've written a novel or two, but you want to increase your output and publish more often.If you answered yes to any of the above, this book might just be what you're looking for!I'm Simon Haynes, and I've been writing and publishing novels and short fictio...

This special collection contains four novels by Simon Haynes.A robot trapped in a medieval kingdom on the brink of war.A fighter pilot out to avenge her slain brother.A down-on-his-luck spacer looking to make it big.A trainee cop on a planet with no crime.900 pages across four novels, each leading into an ongoing series.Don't miss this one!Simon Haynes is the author of almost 30 novels across many...

Robots took all the good jobs. Hal got stuck with the worst.Working as a cargo loader at a second-rate spaceport on a third-rate planet isn't Hal Spacejock's idea of a glittering career. He doesn't want to haul crates. He wants to explore the galaxy in his very own freighter!Unfortunately, Hal is broke, behind on rent, and one mistake away from being replaced by a cheap, efficient robot.Escaping this miserable life seems impossible, until Hal stumbl...

Three full-length sci-fi comedies. One feast of a novella. Absolute galactic mayhem.Bumbling space pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering, bulletproof robotic sidekick, Clunk, are back for another round of high-stakes, low-competence adventures in Hal Spacejock Omnibus Three (Books 7–9 plus Albion).What’s Inside the Box Set:Book 7: Big Bang — A simple house-clearance job sounds like eas...

3-in-1 Space Adventure! Over 500 Pages of Sci-Fi Action, Alien Survival, and Laugh-Out-Loud Pranks!Hal Junior has spent his whole life aboard Space Station Oberon—and wherever he goes, trouble isn't far behind. Whether he’s dodging his robot teacher, babysitting a terrible VIP, or braving the wild alien wilderness, Hal is always one step away from total disaster.Join Hal and his friends across three epic illustrated adventures:Book 1: The Se...

Over 800 pages of laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure!Hal Spacejock is an obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled cargo pilot. Clunk is a clapped-out, long-suffering robot who just wants to survive his next assignment. Together, they are the galaxy's most disastrous duo.This value-packed box set includes three full-length novels plus a bonus short story:Book 1: A Robot Named Clunk...