Did you hear about the slow student with terrible gas?He was getting farter and farter behind, so his parents hired a tooter.There’s no better way to get kids giggling uncontrollably than to tell them a poop, pee, or fart joke. With 500 GROSS & DISGUSTING JOKES FOR KIDS: ENOUGH BOOGERS, SNOT, FARTS, POOP, AND PUKE TO KEEP KIDS LAUGHING FOR HOURS by Scott Allen, your kids may never stop laughing. You might be a little embarrassed by the ridiculous humor in this giant book of ...

"Baseball got in me when I was little.  It runs in my family, and it rubbed off on me.  It's a disease." —Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd, Red Sox pitcher (1982-1989) Baseball is woven into the fabric of American life. For every New Englander, the Boston Red Sox are an institution: kids grow up listening to the Sox on the radio or watching ballgames with their families on a hot summer night. No Sox fan ever forgets his or her first visit to Boston's Fenway Park and its storied ...

Q: Why did the shark spit out the clown?A: Because he tasted funny!The first in a series of silly joke books written and compiled by Scott Allen, 101 Short & Hilarious Jokes For Kids contains page after page of crazy punchlines that will keep kids giggling for hours. Categories include Animals; Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner; Everyday People; Monsters, Witches, and Ghosts; and Games and Sports. The book contains whimsical illustrations by Michelle Dimuzio. And best of all, the...

Llama United are the football team with a World Cup dream!Llama United has gone from strength to strength after their first Cup win, gaining fame and fortune along the way. Sadly the England football team is not having the same success and, with the World Cup looming, their manager is desperate to find a magic ingredient to beat their bitter rivals.Friends (and llama managers) Tim and Cairo have just that ingredient and agree to loan some of Llama United's ...

It's time to get behind the football team with an impossible dream!What happens when eleven llamas unknowingly eat the ashes of one of the greatest footballers of all time? They become brilliant at football, of course! Managed by eleven-year-old Tim, his unusual friend Cairo and Scottish World Cup-winner McCloud (yes that 'happened' apparently), Llama United goes on an amazing cup run. But who wants to lose to a team of stupid llamas? Nobody, that's who!Riv...

People of Power is designed to teach us to use the supernatural power God has placed within the heart of every believer. Encouraging us to recognize opportunities to use God's power in our lives and how using God's power can change your life. People of Power brings to the forefront of our mind the sources of our power and equips us to put them into action in everyday situations in our lives.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jude. Jude who? Jude be crazy not to buy this uproarious knock-knock joke collection for your kids! After all, kids can't resist the silly, giggle-inducing allure of knock-knock jokes. This book is crammed with 500 knock-knock jokes—alphabetized according to the “who’s there” that’s doing the knocking—that are guaranteed to send your kids into ear-splitting, knee-slapping frenzies of laughter!

Kids around the world are fascinated, even obsessed, with dinosaurs. With all the simple, easy to remember, (and G-rated!) 101 HILARIOUS DINOSAUR JOKES, your children can add a roar of humor to all that dinosaur fascination. Filled with pun-laden jokes both silly and strange, this book will be your child’s constant backseat companion the next time you take a family trip to the Natural History Museum!

Eight-year-old Leo dreams of playing Premier League football. As TIGERS' star striker, he's got the skills - but not the luck.When their season opener against the EAGLES goes wrong, everything falls apart. A devastating ankle injury sidelines Leo just when his team needs him most. His rival Max steps up as substitute, leveling the score but leaving TIGERS dangling in the relegation zone. With only three matches left to save their season and a knockout cup within reach, time is ru...

Q: What sport is a chihuahua’s favorite? A: Miniature golf. Q: What happened when the Bull Mastiff made friends with a porcupine? A: He was stuck with it. If you or your child is a dog lover, you don't want to miss 102 Hilarious Dog & Puppy Jokes For Kids (Or Anyone Else Who Loves Man’s Best Friend), another in a series of hilarious, silly, knee-slapping e-books by Scott Allen.  When your friends hear you having a blast telling these puns and riddles and to...

Why did the witch start a new diet?So she could keep her ghoulish figure!Kids love Halloween. Kids also love hilarious riddles and jokes. With 103 Hilarious Halloween Jokes For Kids, best-selling jokester Scott Allen delivers a batch of favorites that will put your kids in a silly, spooky mood from the time they first pick out their Halloween costume until the moment they finish the last of their trick-or-treat candy. This collection of Halloween jokes is sure to scare up so...

These were unique, complex, personal and professional relationships between master director John Ford and his two favorite actors, John Wayne and Ward Bond. The book provides a biography of each and a detailed exploration of Ford's work as it was intertwined with the lives and work of both Wayne and Bond (whose biography here is the first ever published). The book reveals fascinating accounts of ingenuity, creativity, toil, perseverance, bravery, debauchery, futility, abuse, masochism, may...