Welcome to the story of Sami – entrepreneur, blêrie influencer and social media content creator. Throughout her time on Earth she has constantly asked herself what she believes to be the most important question in her life: 'Why do these things always happen to me?' From almost manslaughtering her teacher's unborn baby, shattering her dad's dream of an athlete spawn and almost being murdered by a goose, she certainly has some stories to tell. In The Memoirs of a Clumsy Potato Sami Hall tak...