A silly and funny anthology of things a mom will never ever tell her child! Don't go to bed so early! You have school tomorrow. Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead. In this comical look at all the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom. She'll never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetabl...

Other titles in the series have sold well: All the Things a Dad Will Always Say (789 copies), All the Things a Mom Will Never Say (456 copies), All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do (1,134 copies with review in SLJ), and All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say (455 copies)According to KidsHealth.org, "A good sense of humor is a tool that kids can rely on throughout life to help them: -see things from many perspectives other than the most obvious be spontaneous -grasp unconvention...

Imagining Santa Claus in a number of worst-case scenarios shows children that everything may not always go as planned, but Christmas magic will always prevailParents and children will add laughter to their Christmas tradition with a story that reassures them that they'll never be forgottenColorful, silly illustrations depicting Santa in hilarious situations such as taking a selfie with his reindeer enhance the fun and encourage holiday spirit

A comical anthology of all things a dad may not do well! Do dads really know best? Of course, they do; that's why they are dads! In our eyes they are fountains of knowledge, the experts on life, and the givers of the best advice—well, most of the time. Here are all the things a dad is likely to say. Kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what happens when a dad is seen taking his own advice, such as one minute telling you everything in life comes to those who wait, but becoming impa...

Other titles in the series have sold well: All the Things a Dad Will Always Say (789 copies), All the Things a Mom Will Never Say (456 copies), All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do (1,134 copies with review in SLJ), and All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say (455 copies)According to KidsHealth.org, "A good sense of humor is a tool that kids can rely on throughout life to help them: -see things from many perspectives other than the most obvious be spontaneous -grasp unconvention...

To prove to his father that he is a real dragon, young Drake is sent to the local village to cause some mischief and start a fire. But Drake has only ever breathed fire to roast a tasty caterpillar. How will be burn down a whole house? Or a school? Or even an old wooden shack? Has Drake got what it takes to make his father proud? A funny and moving story about the bonds between fathers and children, with fantastic illustrations and a positive, peaceful message – and all the magic and mayhe...

A laugh-out-loud anthology of all the things a teacher will never tell her students to do in the classroom! No math today; it's too hard! Said no teacher ever! Can you imagine your teacher saying this or suggesting you keep your gum and not to forget to stick it under the desk? In this comical look at all the things a teacher is never likely to say, kids, parents, and educators alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if the school day was turned upside down. While your teacher will ...