This text brims over with stinging comments, verbal face slappings and subtle insults for dealing with every kind of person.

"The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him"-Robert BenchleyThis little book of comic quotations delves into the archives of history, literature, silver screen and popular culture and contains a hilarious collection of outrageous, cynical and just plain insulting quotes from the world's sharpest wits.

I Like the Rain. A poem about, guess what !Yes the glories of nature when it rains. The smell, the steamy feel, the composite squeal of natures flora & fauna.The rain, has a tendency to make people run for their houses, or any othernearby available shelter.Sometimes, you should consider staying out in one of Natures best refreshments!

Gold Taps Nice HouseWe are all guilty of misconception at differing times in our lives.This short story Gold Taps Nice House highlights our misconceptions and mistakes about people and places that we all too frequently do in our everyday situations.The woman in this short story will be misconceived by the reader as being both really nice and really nasty at different times within the storyline.That will be for you to judge when this happens. There is a bloss...

The Other Side of Colour - A POEM about a blossoming relationship.How colour doesn't get in the way of a truly mutually attracted couple, with a spice of humour.To see more Poems by the same Author please follow the link below: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00SG40RM8*****If you enjoy reading this Poem, can you Please leave your feedback REVIEW (not just a rating),many thanks.***** To contact the Author: Please add me Mike Miko on Facebook & then messag...

The One (1) and the Zero (0). Binary:About the intrinsic use of computer code down to Binary base level.They're all around us now, computers. In our heads with social media, and the internet is now part of our dna (so to speak).All fed by the 1's & the 0's !https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GRC3428*MORE POEMS by the Author:https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00SG40RM8To contact the Author: Please add me Mike Miko on Facebook & then message me, thanks.

"This Poem 'In Days Gone By - Newbury'. Part 3 of the series Nature: Natural Healing.A time when most of the UK Countryside was criss-crossed by small roads and slow moving cars.And the pace was slower and more durable for nature.A delicate balance had been formed between the new motor car and the hedgerows and byways that struck a chord of harmony between each other. Broken now, with too many Motorways and not enough cycle lanes - leaving nature, floundering.I the Author have been writing...

"This Poem 'In The Eyes of Laura Mars'. Is a poem about a girl, you've always been infatuated with, and the qualities she beholds.All in Beauty & elegance & poise. The woman you would want to partner with,or would want to marry.

To Climb Trees :: Natures source of goodness. "This Poem 'To Climb Trees'. Part 2 of the series Nature: Natural Healing.A time when our Arboreal neighbours where plentiful and now need a helping hand.The joy of climbing trees, and especially watching expert climbers like Capuchin monkeys.Our need to have trees and forests once again, and the tree huggers that keep our nature alive and in the eye of the media.

Groovy Satin Glutes : ZumbaThis Poem / rap lyrics,Groovy Satin Glutes is based on the fitness regimes of using the latest resistance bands that many Gyms and excercise classes employ.This has become quite a craze for women in general, but also some guys want the benefits of this novel way of fitness. I dont blame them! The ladies have it sussed.It was inspired by a certain Zumba lady.To see more Poems by the same Author please click the Link HERE:h...

Sagittarius A Star *The wonders of nature, beyond our goldfish bowl.The Cosmos unfolded into a glass onion, peturbed by - NOTHING at all!The centre of our Galaxy. Inhabited by one of the most extraordinary and violent systems in Nature.

Dark Skies: ~ In the Afterglow.A poem about the importance of seeing terestrial bodies at night, like we used to in days of old.Now designated spots around the globe have been put aside for 'Dark Skies' to be seen in their true wonder. This shortish poem, encapsulates that. Mentions the Darks Skies of America, the UK, and one of the Darkest in Africa.