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Glee-Mail
Over 300 Funny e-Mail Messages for All Occasions
2014
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GLEE-MAIL is useful year-round since occasions for greetings never end. Who isn't obliged to acknowledge friends and relatives? And GLEE-MAIL makes it 10 times easier than driving to the drug store, walking the greeting card aisles, picking a card, putting it back, picking another card, putting it back until you find the right (overpriced at $6.95) one. Then standing in line to buy it and drive back home—only to realize you should've picked that other card you passed on! With GLEE-MAIL you...
Killer Voicemail
Funny, Clever & Laugh-Out-Loud Messages
2012
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Voicemail is no longer just a means of identifying yourself and prompting a response, it's now an entertainment medium. Express your inner comic and treat your callers to loads of laughs with over 130 funny and clever outgoing messages for you to choose from. Have fun and spread the laughter!
Brilliant Answers for Everyday Questions
Be Funny Whenever You Choose
2012
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How would you like to be the person everyone is waiting for…to arrive at the party, the office, the restaurant, or wherever? What if, in a very short amount of time, you could develop a reputation for being a funny guy or gal? With BRILLIANT ANSWERS FOR EVERYDAY QUESTIONS, it will be quick, easy, and fun. How many times has someone asked you a simple question, and you automatically answered it seriously? Ten seconds later you thought to yourself, “Now I know what I should have said!” Never...
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Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a Love-aholic
2010
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For any woman who has ever bought a self-help book and wondered why she bothered. (P.S. Now that I know he's just not that into me, where do I go from there? Yeah, thanks for that advice.)Jennifer Love Hewitt is a self-proclaimed "love-aholic" and hopeless romantic (her middle name is Love, after all!). She has been lucky and unlucky in love, and lived to tell -- and she's done it all in the spotlight. Much has been written about her love life--some true, ...
2011
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You are now in possession of 50 of the worlds worst pickup lines that actually worked. What started out as being a normal night out with the guys quickly turned into a huge psychological experiment that had all the social networks on fire. The subject was in Twitters top 10 for a week straight, and was the leading topic on several Facebook groups for over a month. Both men and woman from around the world were weighing in on the topic and the result was this book.This is not just a ...
The Duck Dynasty Ladies
Get To Know The Ladies Of Duck Dynasty
2014
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-------------------------------------------- On Sale For Three Days, Just $2.99 --------------------------------------------------- The ladies of Duck Dynasty are here in this new book from Jennifer Webb. Get to know the ladies up close including the new member of the 2014 show, Lisa Robertson. Lisa is the wife of Phil and Miss Kay's oldest boy Alan. This book is full of pictures and personal details. A great companion for viewers...
2013
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A heart-stopping psychological thriller, perfect for fans of Paula Hawkins and J.P. Delaney.Two strangers with one overwhelming link: fear. For him, it's fear of losing his mind. For her, it's the fear is of losing her life...Retired professor Adrian Thomas knows all about fear from a lifetime studying human psychology. Now he's been diagnosed with degenerative dementia, all his thoughts are of ending his own life while he ...
Don't Worry, It Gets Worse
One Twentysomething's (Mostly Failed) Attempts at Adulthood
2013
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Alida Nugent graduated college with a degree in one hand and a drink in the other, eager to trade in parties and all-nighters for “the real world.” But post-grad wasn’t the glam life she imagined. Soon buried under a pile of bills, laundry, and three-dollar bottles of wine, it quickly became clear that she had no idea what she was doing. But hey, what twentysomething does?In Don’t Worry, It Gets Worse, Nugent shares what it takes to make the awkward leap from unde...
2011
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The Best Of Funny Sexting is a collection of sexting messages that turned out funny or awkward. Peer into the secret lives of others and laugh at their special moments of sexting. NOTICE: STRONG LANGUAGE
2012
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An 11-year-old boy finds his dad's gun and rushes to a deadly stand off at the mall. "Backup" by Rick Mofina is the 2,300-word, gut-wrenching short story that was nominated for Canada's top literary prize for crime fiction, the Arthur Ellis Award, in the category of Best Short Story, presented by the Crime Writers of Canada. "Backup" received further acclaim when it was named a finalist for a Best Short Story Award by The International Thriller Writers. It is one of three gripping tales in...
2017
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Comedian Gabbie Hanna brings levity to the twists and turns of modern adulthood in this exhilarating debut collection of illustrated poetry.In poems ranging from the singsong rhythms of children’s verses to a sophisticated confessional style, Gabbie explores what it means to feel like a kid and an adult all at once, revealing her own longings, obsessions, and insecurities along the way. Adultolescence announces the arrival of a brilliant new voice with a m...
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2013
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Mother Anqelique runs a shelter for homeless mothers and their children in a run-down inner-city area, where drug addiction, prostitution and random acts of violence are facts of life. One day, newly orphaned Jamal and his sister Chantay arrive at the shelter, hungry and scared. As Angelique tries to find a new home for them, she develops a fascination with seven-year-old Jamal, who seems to inhabit a world of his own. Jamal tells her fantastic stories of a man named Jacky Wacky, who prote...











