Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations.You (& Your Kids) Will Laugh Out Loud!Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - Digo El Ninjo - as he demonstrates all 22 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these:The Wa...

The list of fart sport activities goes like this: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts * The 18th Hole Trick and many more steamy bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I ...

Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! You'll laugh as you discover the following count down to Christmas day moments: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints * Christmas Countdown Fart 24: Th...

Book 1: The list of fart sport activities goes like this: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts * The 18th Hole Trick and many more ... Book 2: The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * T...

El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 Part 2 and the situations go like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order t...

Die Liste meiner Hintern-Rülps- und Blähungs-Furz Situationen sieht so auss: Der Guten-Morgen-Furzer Der Frühstücks-Furz-Schuss Der Fliegende Teppich-Furzer Der Schulranzen-Furzer Der Hundeknochen-Schiesser oder Furz-Expressionismus Der Einkaufs-Meilen-Donnerschlag Die Blaue Stunde im Aufzug ... und viel mehr dampfende bohnenwehende Furz Folgen. Kauft mein Furz Buch jetzt für Eure Kinder & habt mal so richtig Spass mit meinen flatulenten Furz Streichen vor dem Schlafengehen oder wann immer...

El Ninjo Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop more ... ...

El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is in...

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! This dog farts book with silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2 + Volume 3. Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustration...

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! This 4 in 1 dog farts book silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2 + Volume 3 + Dog Jerks Vol.3. Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and aud...

In Volume 2 El Ninjo faces the most challenging dog comic sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before r...

Children Fart Books: Super Hero Books For Boys 5-7 Fart Book Volume 1 + 2 - Superhero Books For Children Book 1: Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - El Ninjo - as he demonstrates all 22 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Gasification In The Car The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart E...