"A somewhat silly, somewhat sexy, and definitely bizarre short story that will keep your attention all the way through."- Amara Rethwisch, Netgalley Reviewer"Crazy short story but fun. It was nothing like I expected in any way." - Tavia Malone, Netgalley ReviewerIn 2021, Amber James developed an unhealthy fascination with Old Saint Nick.Ever since, she’s chosen boyfriends based solely on their ability to satisfy her Santaphi...