A doorstopper of a collection of the very best of both contemporary and classic British wit and humour. From Monty Python's 'Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more . . .' to Dan Antopolski's 'Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?'. From George Bernard Shaw to Michael McIntyre, from Eric Morecombe to Omid Djalili, and from Oscar Wilde to Jimmy Carr, a side-splitting look at Britain, the British and life in general. Including these gems from Britain's finest comedians:

The English language is full of beauty and surprises.If you're a lover of the weird and wonderful, from fascinating etymology to the ten most overused and useless English phrases, this book isn't averse to a peppering of persiflage!Did you know:- pilots and air traffic controllers at major air international airports have to speak English- the hashtag symbol is an "octothorpe"- "bumfiddle" means to spoil a piece of paper or document- the word "noo...

THE PORCELAIN THRONE isn't just a place to take care of business - it's prime real estate for deep thoughts, clever tricks, and a bit of mischief. This book is packed with over 100 HILARIOUS GAMES, PUZZLES, PRANKS and PROJECTS to turn your time on the toilet into pure entertainment.★ UNLEASH YOUR INNER BATHROOM GENIUS WITH:- Toilet roll tube gargoyles and origami dragons- The lost art of toilet roll t...

English is full of beauty and surprises, yet despite being the lingua franca of the globalization world, it has a reputation for being difficult to learn because its grammar has also so many quirks and contradictions.Did you know:- "Terry loves yogurt" is an example of illeism- preposition stranding is a bogus rule- sometimes it's acceptable to begin a sentence with "but" or "and"- "Could you pass the salt?" is "whimperative"- it's OK to boldly sp...

Toss Takahashi works part time as an evening watchman at the mothballed Alien Incursion Research Station in the high desert, a job he doesn’t want, working for people who don't want him. Years earlier the station had been the site of furious activity looking for clues of the aliens that had briefly confronted the colony. Now the station is silent and largely forgotten, simply an automated monitoring system overseen by indifferent contract employees who know there are no aliens, because any...

Twenty mini cross stitch designsUnique, quirky, contemporary designsA broad range of subjects suitable for all occasions

The Night Hood by Otherside Studios is about a masked vigilante known as (Protagonist) The Night Hood who's girlfriend was murdered so he became revengeful which taught him that revenge wont make things better permanently so he put away the mask and decided to move on with his best friend Justus Davies by moving to Los Angeles where Justus Lives. when kingpin and ruthless mob boss (Antagonist) Luciano Varelli threatens the life of Justus (Protagonist) The Night Hood must put the mask on on...

"A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them."- Victor HugoWhat is motherhood? What is the nature of this unique bond that begins at birth and guides us throughout our lives? A mother needs patience, courage, tolerance, flexibility, firmness and a thousand other qualities that grow in the human soul. Above all, she is a true friend to her child. At times, when our lives seem beset with contradictions and betrayals, a mother's lo...

"A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them."- Victor HugoWhat is motherhood? What is the nature of this unique bond that begins at birth and guides us throughout our lives? A mother needs patience, courage, tolerance, flexibility, firmness and a thousand other qualities that grow in the human soul. Above all, she is a true friend to her child. At times, when our lives seem beset with contradictions and betrayals, a mother's lo...

You just accepted Jesus as your Savior. So what happens next? What does walking with Christ look like? That's exactly the question I asked myself days after I invited Jesus in to my life. I knew I wanted to attend as many church services as I could, but what about the other six days of the week? All I knew was I wanted to honor and please God and I had no clue how to do that! The purpose of this book is to quickly equip you, the new believer, with just a few of God's truths on Christian li...

Create twenty unique and whimsical Christmas cross-stitch designs with this latest addition to the Twenty to Make series. Emulate Michael Powell's distinctive cross-stitch style to make Christmas cards or samplers as special gifts for friends and family. Designs range from festive candle arrangements to vintage winter street scenes, and each design is accompanied by an easy-to-follow stitching guide.

Delve into the shocking, true story-told as if the reader's life depends on it-of Michael A. Powell's childhood, 18 years of addiction horror stories, and an inspiring recovery journey with the help of his faith.Told as three books in one, Living In A Two-Faced Jungle recounts the tumultuous life of author Michael A. Powell. Pulling its namesake from life itself, Michael recounts the really good-and really awful-experiences that have led his life to where ...