Some truths are buried. Others will shatter empires.For generations, the Galactic Accord has preserved peace among the civilizations of known space through honor, duty, and the extraordinary power of crystalline technology.Kaelor has dedicated his life to defending that peace. When impossible phenomena begin to fracture reality, forgotten civilizations awaken, ancient technologies emerge from the shadows, and long-buried truths threaten to unravel the found...

Spring is in the air, and everyone's favorite old lady is ready to celebrate!That zany old lady is back--and with a serious case of spring fever! This time she's swallowing items to make the most of the season...with a beautiful garden!With rhyming text and funny illustrations, this lively version of the classic song will appeal to young readers with every turn of the page--a wacky story for the first day of spring!

Introduce kids to numbers 0-20 with the bestselling Old Lady! You won't believe what this zany old lady is swallowing next!There was an old lady who swallowed numbers aplenty.She gobbled each number from 0 to 20!But then she hiccuped -- and out they all flew.Let's put them in order and learn to count, too!The Old Lady is back and this time she's gobbling up numbers! An entertaining twist on the bel...

Run towards this colorful and hilarious installment of the bestselling Old Lady series! You'll never guess what she'll swallow next!There was an old lady who swallowed a ball.I don't know why she swallowed a ball.It took no time at all!The Old Lady is back and this time she's swallowing a ball, a net, a cone, a hoop... and more! This energetic twist on the classic rhyme will delight and entertain all young readers!...

These fun-filled chapter books mix school, monsters, and common kid problems with hilarious results. You'll scream with laughter!Eric is having a New Year's Eve sleepover, but Hubie has never spent the night away from home. He's going to be in a strange bed, in a strange room, in a strange house. What if Hubie gets sick or has a bad dream? What happens if Eric starts telling his cheesy jokes? And what's all this talk about making a New Year's Revolution?!?

Here's the newest twist on the familiar tale of There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly.There was a cold lady who swallowed some snow.I don't know why she swallowed some snow.Perhaps you know.This time, the old lady is swallowing everything from snow to a pipe, some coal, a hat, and more! With rollicking, rhyming text and funny illustrations, this lively version will appeal to young readers with every turn of the page. And this time, there's a surprise at the end no reader will be able t...

These fun-filled chapter books mix school, monsters, and common kid problems with hilarious results. You'll scream with laughter!Hubie is about to scream. He doesn't have a costume for the scariest Halloween costume party ever. Too bad he can't just go as the invisible man and stay at home. Plus, there's going to be a ton of monsters at the party. He better find a costume quick or become a tasty treat for all those cruel ghouls!

t's another scary day at the Black Lagoon . . . for the new teacher, Mrs. Green.There's a new class coming for the first day of school and Mrs. Green is worried. Is it true that the class is really weird and that they put their last three teachers into early retirement? Will the students really turn into horrible ghouls as soon as they get to school? Will Mrs. Green really need her ultimate survival kit to teach the class or tame the class?

Are you ready for some Bigfoot-ball?Karl and the rest of the Scream Team kick off football season with a new monster on the squad! It's Dr. Neuron's nephew. And this cranky creature is pulling out every prank to keep victory on the sidelines. Not good news for Karl who's howling ready to play in the Wolfenstein Muck Bowl, or for Beck whose big feet have become the league's biggest joke. One thing's for sure, the game of football has never been so funny!

From the author and artist of the Tales from the Back Pew series comes a perfect story for every child who expects big excitement and lots of laughs at the church Easter Egg Hunt.In Easter Egg Haunt it’s Easter and every kid loves Easter with all the chocolate treats, bunnies, and baskets filled with gifts. Will the Easter bunny be ten feet tall? Will it really lay eggs? Our hero hopes they’re not scrambled!Easter Egg Haunt:P...

It's another scary day at the Black Lagoon. . . .There's a new gym teacher transferring over from the junior high, and Hubie is worried. The junior high students say he's big, mean, and blows his whistle a lot. Will Hubie really have to run a lap around the world to pass Mr. Green's class? Will he be able to lift Mr. Green's pickup truck and climb up a rope while it's on fire?Hubie doesn't want to go to gym class anymore!

Scholastic's bestselling Old Lady stars in a brand-new adventure series chock-full of hilarious laughs and fun facts!There was an old pirate who swallowed a map. I don't know why she swallowed a map -- ARGH! -- but it wasn't a trap!Scholastic's bestselling Old Lady is starring in a brand-new adventure series that will make you laugh AND learn! In this new spin-off, the Old Lady turns into an Old Pirate who travels across the seas, swallowing a map....