Thirteen-year-old Namida's father gets sick and is exiled to Earth to recover. Unless she can conjure up a plan, she and her mom will have to go to Earth, too. When she learns that her father's replacement wants to trash her father's work and replace humans with new robots, Namida enlists her two friends to help her become the indispensable expert on her father's programs, so that she can save humanity and her father at the same time.But when she accidentally triggers a group of the...

Men Are Slutsby Spanky (Award-Winning Stand-Up Comic)Ch. 1 - In Men's Diaries "Pork" Is A VerbThis section is about the overactive male libido.I'm not sure what a woman wants in a man, but I know what a man wants in a woman...his penis.Ch. 2 – Men Are Sluts, But Don't Just Take My Word For ItThis section is a collection of quotes confirming that men are, indeed, sluts.Ch. 3 - Confessions of a CadThis section contains tips, both hon...

The hilarious hateful observations of the by Coach Curt Mudgeon in the world's foremost collection of football jokes & facts the teams do not want you to know.You are in a sports bar when a fan of your rival starts talking trash about your team. Coach Curt Mudgeon has your back. He gives you the verbal ammunition to shoot them down with enough wit and humor to earn the admiration from all within earshot. Each team's chapter has a humorous essay mostly filled with facts their fans do...

LAUGHTER HEREAFTERThe Comic StrugglesBy Steven Kent McFarlin(The Comic)While studying in the Far East I was taught an ancient Japanese proverb: "Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods." This insight resonated with me until I began to ask myself the question, or rather, the question asked itself of me: no one can prove the existence of heaven and hell in an afterlife, but who among us has not experienced moments of heaven and hell in this life? This led...

• This book is unique. It’s an up-to-the-elbows, nose-in-the-barrel immersion in the art and spirit of crafting world-class wines.•The author is as gifted a writer as he is a winemaker.•This is a book about land, about soil, about climate, about passion,hard work, and the deepest significance of fine wine and food.•The design is exquisite: black and white, elegant and restrained, and -- like the author -- without pretense or gloss.•The raves are already pouring ...

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.This holiday season, put your festive spirit to the test with "Crack the Christmas Code: Riddles to Test Your Holiday Wit." Within the festive pages of this book lies a delightful collection of Christmas-themed riddles, each one designed to challenge your mind and bring a smile to your face.From festive puns to brain-teasing puzzles, this book offers a wide range of riddles for every level of solver. Whether you're a seasoned riddle-mas...

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.This holiday season, put your festive spirit to the test with "Crack the Christmas Code: Riddles to Test Your Holiday Wit." Within the festive pages of this book lies a delightful collection of Christmas-themed riddles, each one designed to challenge your mind and bring a smile to your face.From festive puns to brain-teasing puzzles, this book offers a wide range of riddles for every level of solver. Whether you're a seasoned riddle-mas...

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.This holiday season, put your festive spirit to the test with "Crack the Christmas Code: Riddles to Test Your Holiday Wit." Within the festive pages of this book lies a delightful collection of Christmas-themed riddles, each one designed to challenge your mind and bring a smile to your face.From festive puns to brain-teasing puzzles, this book offers a wide range of riddles for every level of solver. Whether you're a seasoned riddle-mas...

A bestselling, groundbreaking author investigates successful long term marriages, interviewing wives and their uncensored strategies for staying married.America's high divorce rate is well known. But little attention has been paid to the flip side: couples who creatively (sometimes clandestinely) manage to build marriages that are lasting longer than we ever thought possible. What's the secret? To find out, bestselling journalist Iris Krasnow interviewed more than ...

He's the porn world's Everyman. Blessed with an enormous "talent" yet average looks, he's starred in more than 1,700 adult films, directed 250 of them, and over the last twenty years has become porn's biggest ambassador to the mainstream. He's appeared in 60 regular films, 14 music videos, and VH1's Surreal Life, starred in the critically acclaimed Porn star (a movie about his life), and in Being Ron Jeremy (a take off on Being John Malkovich), co-starri...

In this bold and unapologetic celebrity memoir, comedian and sitcom icon Roseanne Barr delivers sharp political satire, behind-the-scenes television stories, and fearless cultural commentary on fame, feminism, class, and controversy.Roseanne Barr is a force of nature. From revolutionizing the television sitcom with her groundbreaking portrayal of working-class America to challenging social norms on and off screen, she has never played by Hollywood’s rules. Now, in ...