"A hysterical look at the different aspects of sex for straights, gays, and even animals . . . The book offers amusing factoids sprinkled throughout." — SeattlePIWelcome to a Sexy World of Sexy Sex.Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the universe, and if you aren't instantly good at it you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex.Fortunately, you ho...

Candid, outspoken, laugh-out-loud funny essays from much-loved Samantha Bee, host of TBS's uproarious late-night show Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, executive producer and writer of TBS's comedy television series The Detour, and former The Daily Show with Jon Stewart’s Most Senior Correspondent.In I Know I Am, But What Are You? she shares her unique and irreverent viewpoint on subjects as wide-ranging as:BARBIE’S DREAM H...

How to Be a Bush Pilot is boot camp for the modern playboy and sexual adventurer, a master class in becoming the lover that every woman wants but doesn’t know how to ask for. It is funny. It is instructive. It winks and flirts. Its unwavering purpose: getting laid. Proficiently.Ranging from remedial education to moves that will educate even the savviest Wilt Chamberlain, Claudia Dey uses female insight to turn mere men into that elusive master of the bedroom: the Bush Pilo...

Sizzling fun for red hot loversIrresistibly erotic ideas guaranteed to bring you and your lover to ecstasyMind-blowing massages to soothe and seduceJuicy games to arouse and tantalizePassionate puzzles to tease and enticeAnd so much moreSo find your partner--It's time to play!

Masturbation, a natural function of life, yet strangely taboo for some.But the world is changing, and not only is this activity being promoted around the world as one that contains many health benefits, but there is a global explosion in online services happy to assist you in reaching your autoerotic goals.Now you can masturbate with the world, here is the where and how to.

GOOD GOD—YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG . . .The Association for the Betterment of Sex (A.B.S.) presents Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk, a radical and invaluable resource for improving your sexual communication—whether you have been in a committed relationship for years, or have just moments ago removed the shrinkwrap from your new Japanese body pillow.Here are just a few sensual revelations you’ll find within these pages:- The precise location of th...

With a little practice and a lot of passion, sexual power is easily within your graspIn the sport of love, there are times when only an hj will do. It's fun. It's practical. It's quick. But let's face it: the handjob is the lowly stepsister to the far more glamorous blowjob. The authors of The Handjob Handbook think that's unfair. If a handjob's worth doing, it's worth doing well, and this helpful, humorous guide, complete with twenty-five sure-to...

You are a woman.You are in a relationship with a man, or you have had a relationship with a man.You think you understand male sexuality, especially male masturbation.Think again...

Cuddling is more intimate than a candlelit dinner, more than a joint tax return and yes, even more than sex. With the simple act of an embrace, two people can be joined together in such an intense bond that words no longer serve a purpose. The cuddle says it all.The Cuddle Sutra is an all-encompassing resource for the act of cuddling, filled with detailed descriptions and illustrations of all the ways to express affection, whether you're in the privacy of your own bedroom or walkin...

There’s no such thing as too much good sex. But life gets in the way and many of us don’t have nearly as much sex—or adventurous sex—as we would like. But with this book, you will get the erotic nudge you need to get it on—each and every day! This deliciously salacious daybook offers you a cornucopia of sensual delights—from wild and wicked readings and exercises to steamy tips and techniques designed to fire up every desire and satisfy every sexual fantasy.With this guide, you can...

Are you one of the gazillion guys on the planet plagued with that most awful affliction, you know, small penis disorder? Well, be of good cheer because all that shit is behind you now. Michael Zinetti has come to the rescue, with his, Some Ways To Make Your Penis Bigger.As a guy formerly plagued by SPD, Michael Zinetti has a unique perspective on the disorder. After years of wielding a lackluster-sized penis and suffering virtually thousands of girls' disappointed eyes, Michael Zin...

A hasty coupling can add a little jolt to the day, a little satisfaction on the go. Wicked Quickies is your guide to such fast and furious action: it's an entire year's worth of spontaneous ecstasy. Sexpert Audacia Ray describes the sassy, frisky encounters, each paired with a stylish, two-color illustration to spark reader imagination.With sexy anecdotes and useful tips, couples can get down and dirty using each activity as an inspiration. Each suggested act has a...