A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems on heartbreak and bitterness. Includes "The Cure For Heartbreak", the tongue-in-cheek finger wagging of "Ode To A Slag" and the hopelessly optimistic "The 1%".

A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems recounting the rise and fall of Simon Bean as he navigates the treacherous waters of working in customer service. Developing friendships, discovering his potential and ultimately encountering the sharp blades of management politics.

A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems recounting various interactions with villainous bitches - from the pompous & frosty, to the shady & skanky. Includes "Mutton Dressed As Mutton", the betrayal of "Caught Red Handed", the devious "Little Miss Innocent" and exposing the unsavoury deeds of a "Shady Lady".

A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems detailing the emotional journey that is coming out of the closet - from the scary times to the downright fabulous. Includes "Vaginaphobia", the heated argument of "Perfect", a special dedication to Ellen DeGeneres and the optimistic conclusion that "It Gets Better".

A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems covering the various emotional aspects of the dating game - from giddy happiness and seething jealousy, to numbing anxiety and romantic optimism. Includes "Girls Are Yucky", the flirtatious "Take The Bait", the overwhelming feeling of "Gayja Vu" when running into former flames, and a lover's request for some "Feedback".

In this deeply personal collection of poetry, writer Phil Cramp (the self-professed 'Gaylor Swift of his generation') delves into his diary of romantic exploits and unearths a trove of soured love affairs, embarrassing clunkers and passion-filled liaisons. Presented in three acts; Attraction, Heartbreak and Reflection, Phil recounts the experiences of an awkward heart as it attempts to navigate the highs and inevitable frustrations that come with dating the male species.

Legend tells of a mysterious phenomenon, an elusive extension to the five senses, a sixth sense: Joy in its purest form. Concealed within a box, its origins unknown, its workings a mystery. For centuries people have tried to break open the box, though its lid remains bound, with a crank handle on its side that cannot be turned. Neither science nor brute force could unseal it. It now lies protected in a shrine created by the Joyseekers, the devout followers of this profound power. On every ...

Vaginaphobia is a horrific affliction that affects millions of people across the world, particularly prevalent amongst men. Fabulous men. Side effects may include an affinity for dance music, flair for interior design, and an unhealthy obsession with Cher. Along with this incurable condition, I am plagued with a host of fears and insecurities, many of which I have laid bare for this taster collection of forgotten poems and select favourites from a few of my previous pamphlets.

"The Sweet & Sour Cupcake" recounts the story of a bad relationship in the form of poems - from the deliriously sanguine and flirty all the way through to the bitter end. Mixed signals, tightly guarded secrets and unrequited love are abundant in this disastrous recipe for a broken heart and a bruised ego.

Don't waste money on individual texts by a classic author. Get (nearly) all in 1, 2 or (at most) 3 FREE-FOREVER volumes. Save space in your ebook shelves.The works of Jane Austen as originally published but converted for easy reading by cross-platform ebook / ePUB standards. Organized alphabetically and by type of text for quicker navigation; a master table of contents leads you to specific tables of contents for each included work. This volume includes:

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