We thought we would pass on a little of our knowledge with regards to “The Knob Test”. I hope by the end of this book you will be qualified enough to assess people who you come into contact with on a daily basis. It eliminates the need to waste valuable time on pointless conversation and humouring of other mortals that are not worthy of your attention. After all time is precious and the less we spend around “Knobs” the better.

A good date can be exhilarating: a shared joke, an improbable spark, long moments of gazing fondly into each other's eyes. Not so for the dating disasters featured in this collection of laugh-out-loud actual tweets about the most terrible evenings imaginable. From seriously unwelcome confessions, to dousing dates in wine, to bringing them back to creepy apartments to meet favorite stuffed animals, here are the funniest and most alarming reports from dating's front lines. Along the way, aut...

BB Delgado has obtained full and exclusive access rights to the time-travelling exploits and sexploits of a 'Whisperer,' numbers of whom can be found everywhere in time but who are as yet unknown to us. In this exclusive series BB Delgado relates the incredible stories told to him in complete secrecy by a 'Whisperer.' He does not know the end of the story. He might be the story; you might be the story. Have fun finding out..***Their bodies explored each other, skin against o...

David doesn't know how he ends up in such situations. At the time, it just seems like a great idea. His teacher, Mrs. Gorski, has had aout enough; he can tell by the way her voice changes when she speaks to him. This time, he believes that he has come up with the best idea yet. The perfect plan to make everything better.

You really are 'in for a Tweet!'Titter at Twitter with these witty, twitty, Tweets for every occassion.With only 140 characters available, its not just hard to know what to write, its also hard to fit it all in!Allow me to help with this hilarious book of random Tweets. You'll be sure to give your followers a giggle!

The world is a confusing place, especially for children, and their innocent observations and questions can be side-splittingly hilarious. They can also be a tiny bit embarrassing if you're, say, behind an elderly gentleman at a busy checkout and your little angel asks you...'is that man all wrinkly because he's been in the bath too long?'

A collection of amusing short stories about the human condition revealing the absurdity of our existence.Stories appearing in this collection are:The English Patient, Dr Zhivago and the Purposeful StrideThe ProposalThe Imaginary LoverThe College Girl and the Older ManWhat the Power of Love Looks Like on a Monday MorningI Was Young OnceThe Influential Life of Speckly JimThe Fleeting Nature of True FriendshipHow to Snag ...

A Thunk is a beguiling question about everyday things that stops you in your tracks and helps you start to look at the world in a whole new light. A thunk will shake up your templates, rattle your thought routines, and make you think about things differently! The ideal gift for possibly the most impossible person to buy for!

How to get your child from nappies and diapers into using the toilet themselves, written by a leading expert. An explanation of the process children go through when they learn how to use the toilet by themselves. Once you understand this process, you'll be able to help them learn to go by themselves. The books also has excellent advice on bedwetting issues with older children and it Includes frequently asked questions with sensible and helpful advice.

Tall Thomas isn't tall, he just likes telling tall stories. Not everyone appreciates them, though, least of all his next-door neighbour, Mrs. Grumblebix, so she decides to put a stop to them. How? Well, she just happens to be a witch...

When the next door neighbor split from her husband she consoled herself in loud music - one song, full volume to drown out the crying of the baby, 24 hours a day. The only other person to suffer was the writer of this monologue.This is a script and can be used as an audition piece for actresses, it is a 'one person play', set in the interview room at the police station.This monologue has been written for performance. As you read, you become embroiled in the anguish of the c...

Unlock your full potential on stage with our concise and practical guide, "35 Tips on Overcoming Stage Fright." Whether you're a novice speaker or an experienced performer, this booklet provides essential strategies to conquer your fears and deliver confident, compelling presentations.Key Highlights:- Mindset Mastery: Develop a positive, resilient mindset.- Preparation Techniques: Learn effective ways to prepare and...