Hello! I'm a book!I can say with all modesty that The Book That No One Wanted To Read might be the most important book of all time. Why? Because it’s the first book to have been written by a book. Most books are written by authors. Here is what some of them have to say about this book:“A very—very—funny book that’s also a playfully philosophical exploration of why we write and why we read.”—Mac Barnett, author of Sam and Dave Dig a Holeand What Is Love?“The book eve...

Dear Would-Be Reader,In this breathtaking book we (finally!) discover THE TRUTH about your favorite fairy tale characters and settle several matters, not limited to the following:• Is the Big Bad Wolf really that bad?• What happens when Rapunzel finally lets her hair down?• Why are frogs so attractive?This is the ONLY book in which ACTUAL LEGENDS answer the questions EVERYONE is asking, selected and edited by the ONLY chap who knows …C.C. CECILY

The gifted filmmaker, corduroy activist and amateur dentist, Richard Ayoade, first chanced upon a copy of The Two-Hander Trilogy by Harauld Hughes in a second-hand bookshop. At first startled by his uncanny resemblance to the author's photo, he opened the volume and was electrified. Terse, aggressive, and elliptical, what was true of Ayoade was also true of Hughes's writing, which encompassed stage, screen, and some of the shortest poems ever published.**A...