A fey king. An evil horde. A new darkness. And a man with exploding hands."Fans of George Takei and Terry Pratchett will love this book and join me waiting impatiently for the next one. Go ahead, read it!""Couldn't turn a page without a chuckle, a chortle or a good old fashioned guffaw!""Funny, reminiscent of Robert Asprin, Douglas Adams, the best of Robert Heinlein""This is an adventure story with bits of madness, magic, a budding bit of ro...

Who would you choose to investigate the disappearance of three childrenA man and a vampire. Of courseIt's 1872.Ichabod Grimes, mysterious defender of humanity, and his vampire friend Valentina, travel to a quiet village in Essex to find the missing children.They uncover a sinister three hundred year plot that will see the return of a long forgotten evil.Who is Ichabod Grimes? Find out now.

A fey king. An evil horde. A new darkness. And a man with exploding hands."Fans of George Takei and Terry Pratchett will love this book. Go ahead, read it!""Couldn't turn a page without a chuckle, a chortle or a good old fashioned guffaw!""Funny, reminiscent of Robert Asprin, Douglas Adams, the best of Robert Heinlein""This is an adventure story with bits of madness, magic, a budding bit of romance, and an air force wing of...

Holmes or Hyde? You decide.London.On a murderous night, the guardians of the fragile peace between vampires and humans are betrayed.Ichabod Grimes is the only survivor of the massacre.But the last watchman can't face the incoming blood tide alone..Enter John Makepeace, disappointing son of a baronet who has squandered every advantage granted by his birth. On his way to his nightly appointment in a nearby dri...

Tunnels, trolls and disembodied souls.Bill Strike, fire mage, has a problem. The magical staff he used to destroy the malicious Faerie King has been stolen by the king’s servant and, to make matters worse, the dark soul of the king is now trapped within the staff.With his companion Brianna and a goblin called Rasha, he sets off to the imperial capital to consult the library. With explosive consequences.Can he prevent the king’s soul being united with a...

A reluctant mage, a deluded dragon and a very scary fairie.Bill Strike is abducted on the eve of his wedding by an elf and her band of carrier lizards and finds himself transported to the Beyond where it seems all is not well. The elfs blame him for an invasion of walking wooden robots and he's faced with a stark choice - destroy the machines or never see his world, and his fiance, again.In the meantime, Chortley Fitzmichael's father is murdered and he's the ...

Discworld fan? You might enjoy this.Amateur Grammatics is a novelette set in the Tworld – two worlds in neighbouring dimensions that overlap. With laughs.Look at this old woman, what do you see? Wrong.Gramma Tickle, elemental witch and possessor of a brain of rocking-horse proportions, takes a trip to the seaside to remind the sea of its obligations to her family. This year, however, she finds herself trying to faggle out a mystery. Why did ...

A shapeshifter who spies for the fey conquerors of the mortal world fights her urge to help an oppressed human child. Her duty points one way. Her inclination, another. How will she choose?The only elf able to stand in for the big guy—Santa himself, away on sabbatical—can’t be found. His cohorts hire an elf PI plus partner—Diz and Dee—to track down the necessary missing fellow.A faie knight, banished from the realm under the knowe, loves the bright world and the mortals who...

"If Foundation and Star Wars had a love child." "This is classic science fiction, a galactic empire space opera!"For centuries they served. In gratitude we freed them. With vengeance they betrayed us.When she's kidnapped by the Blessed Engineers, Arla discovers that she's been living a lie. She wasn't a farmer's daughter, but merely cargo transported in the carved out heart of an asteroid: the Arkship Dawn on a thousand year voyage...

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice."If Foundation and Star Wars had a love child." "This is classic science fiction, a galactic empire space opera!"Their survival depends on unity.But their greatest enemy lies within.The crew of Arkship Dawn fought off the first attack by the brutal Vanis Federation, but retribution will surely follow.Helped by those she thought were enemies and hindered by her fo...

"If Foundation and Star Wars had a love child." "This is classic science fiction, a galactic empire space opera!"Their survival depends on unity.But their greatest enemy lies within.The crew of Arkship Dawn fought off the first attack by the brutal Vanis Federation, but retribution will surely follow.Helped by those she thought were enemies and hindered by her former friends, can Arla defeat the thousand year prejud...

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice."If Foundation and Star Wars had a love child"Humanity’s last stand.The Robot Empire seeks the singularity - one mind to rule the galaxy.Opposing them is a rag-tag alliance of humans, aliens and a thinking planet called Eden.Can Arla and her tiny band of infiltrators bring down the megalomaniacal metal mind of ACE and her billions of clones before Eden falls?This could be...