They say Provisional Paul once killed a man by injecting him with air, and he really doesn't like James, not even a bit …James lives in the small English town of Bunley. He'd always been a fixer by nature - but now James has teamed up with the magic scooter, Misty, and they've both gone postal about righting the town's wrongs.But the demon, Basil Devlin, who disguises himself as a fat, human businessman and Member of Parliament, has no intention of letting James and Misty g...

This is a collection of 25 poems by James Bickle. The poetry discusses profound issues with insight, James does not shy away from brutally honest social commentary. Poems included are: The Ego, The Manager, Those who win, Seven Billion, Why does God allow suffering, Local Countryside, New Year, Cool, Escapism, You're not allowed, Social Housing, Christmas Day, The Entrepreneur, A week in the life, The Conversation, Fairground Day, Requiem, World War 2 Pilot, Resident Patient, The Garden, W...

Here's a spooky story: Slenderman has been seen around the world for over 2,000 years. This book - dedicated to the authors who tragically and violently lost their lives shortly after writing it - aims to tell you everything you want to know about Slenderman. What does he look like? What are his powers? What is his purpose? All this and more can be found within these very pages. Including excerpts from historical Slenderman documents (such as the 15th century poem that ends with the words ...

Yob the Giant keeps waking up in the middle of the night. Clunk, clunk, clunk, he walks on his large wooden shoes down the dark stone stairs to the kitchen. He hears all sorts of scary night noises. Then he is surprised by a voice.Enjoyable for both toddlers and older children who can read, The Giant Who Woke Up in the Middle of the Night is illustrated and written by the author of Dreaming Thomas: A Fairy Tale. Children of all ages love the building suspense and happy ending of th...

More lyrics from my personal view on life and events. Lyric writing is an escape from the daily grind of everyday life for me. A way to relax and express what I find difficult to say vocally.

Waking up early, getting on the old bus to go to work. Every day the same people, with the same behaviours. Bordering on come dy, absurd, unsustainable. A journey spent criticizing others, until the final surprise.

Before the later collections, there was JUST FOR FREE—a raw, unfiltered exploration of life, loss, and the art of writing. This book documents the poet’s first public venture, where the boundaries between the personal ("Better Day," "One Step Nearer") and the political began to blur. Experience an array of random, yet electric, ideas: from a car crash that serves as a morality tale, to blistering poems aimed squarely at the powerful. This is the origin point of a self-published po...

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Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues is the tale of a not particularly likeable fellow named Norman Joyner. A doomcryer from birth- Norman gets his wish when 94% of the population dies of the flu. When the dust clears- Norman has a plan to rule what remains of America- one little white square of TP at a time.

The Adventures of Hope is a story about a dog and her love for her family. Hope is a very fierce and loyal dog who has taken it upon herself to be the protector of the children as they venture into the world full of unforeseen dangers; Hope is there to protect them and keep them safe, at all costs.

"the hidden spring" is a moving allegory on the life of a man born into a perfectly beautiful place with a perpetually cool spring right in the center of his universe. for a reason he never understands, he leaves his home and goes exploring the world - for what he doesn't even know. and though he searches everywhere and fights valiantly to achieve his goals, nothing ever satisfies him and he grows old, but not wise. finally, in a last ditch attempt to find lasting peace and happiness, he s...