In the grey corporate offices of GlobalText Solutions, Jim Witt is hiding - from his past, from his emotions, and from the fact that his shirt is currently inside out. Jim is a man composed entirely of caffeine, red pens, and regret. He moves through documents with the grim efficiency of a battlefield surgeon, amputating adverbs and nursing a hangover. He doesn't use Grammarly; he is Grammarly. Betty Barylowicz is done hiding. Armed with a bob cut sharp enough to kill and a PhD in translat...