The ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect limericks!This bumper new volume contains over 2,000 dirty verses, from the moderately blue to the absolutely filthy - all illustrated throughout by Gray Jolliffe, creator of the bestselling Wicked Willie cartoon character.Here are verses so rude that even a blonde would blush, on subjects ranging from the bedroom to the bathroom and beyond. You'll find plenty of up-to-date limericks relevant to contempo...

This book, newly updated, contains now several HTML tables of contents that will make reading a real pleasure!The first table of contents (at the very beginning of the ebook) lists the titles of all novels included in this volume. By clicking on one of those titles you will be redirected to the beginning of that work, where you'll find a new TOC that lists all the chapters and sub-chapters of that specific work.Here you will find the complete novels of James...

This is Roger Lewis at his best: more cantankerous and curmudgeonly wit and musings about the pointlessness of life. Dark, witty and hilarious, Roger Lewis has a real way with words.

Cockney is the dialect of East London. It was back in the 14th century that the term 'cockney' was first coined, as an insult by country folk to describe working class Londoners and their speech - cockeneyes meaning rotten egg, or, more literally, the egg of a cock. The dialect developed as the capital grew in Tudor and Georgian times, but it didn't become an identifying feature of London life until Charles Dickens popularised it in the 19th century. By this stage anyone born within the so...

When Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis was first published, it catapulted its author into the bestseller lists and established her as one of our funniest and most eloquent poets.There are so many kinds of awful men -One can't avoid them all. She often saidShe'd never make the same mistake again:She always made a new mistake instead.(from 'Rondeau Redoublé')

An extremely funny and erotic book of drawings and text. 12 short stories of sexual activities in a "Working Girls" day.

With a childhood surrounded by alcoholism and petty cruelties, an adolescence of rebellion and punkish anarchy and an adulthood peppered with heroin addiction, voluntary crucifixion, failed suicide and a penchant for sex with prostitutes, Sebastian Horsley’s life was always destined to become a work of art.An artist, dandy and author who was perhaps best known for having undergone a voluntary crucifixion in the Philippines before beginning a regular column in The Erotic Review, Hor...

Life's way to short to fret about waistlines, ex-lovers or whether you've got the latest 'it' handbag. It's time for a return to old-fashioned glamour, to start enjoying life at full-throttle and have men falling at your feet. The Naughty Book for Girls shows you how to achieve all this, including: Lessons from vintage naughty girls such as Marilyn Monroe; Tips and tricks for seduction and how to wear fashion for passion; How to turn an innocent supper dish into a potent aphrodisi...

Tales From Down Under is a selection of short stories exploring historical and contemporary Australian themes. Spiced with tragedy and humour, this collection of seven tales will lead you through a first convict settlement, life in the outback, pearl fishing off the northwest coast, and even modern-day dilemmas. About the Author: Mary Mageau is the author of four historical novels for young adult and older readers: In the Eye of a Storm, The Trousseau, An Antiqu...

To be good limericks need to be a little bad. Bad as in a little bit naughty. Absurd, irreverent and filthy, these limericks are definitely for Adults Only as they cover straight, gay, bisexual and transsexual topics. This collection includes both limerick poems of three or more verses and short stand-alone limericks. Sometimes a little bit of naughty filth is just what you need. Step inside to indulge your wicked sense of humour. These are two of the cleaner limericks in the book: Having ...

A short story by Tessa Hadley from the collection Reader, I Married Him: Stories inspired by Jane Eyre.In ‘My Mother’s Wedding’, a bohemian wedding party takes an unexpected turn for the bride and her daughter.Edited by Tracy Chevalier, the full collection, Reader, I Married Him, brings together some of the finest and most creative voices in fiction today, to celebrate and salute the strength and lasting relevance of Charlotte Brontë’s game-changing novel and its beloved na...