Marty's living in a Welsh town he hates, doing a job he's lost interest in and so bored he can't even be bothered with sex.But a new life beckons in Australia. It's also a chance to get away from his stupid mates, the loveable loser John and the ultra-macho Wasp Boy.Maybe he'll even meet an exquisite girl like his Doctor Who heroine, Sarah Jane Smith, and live happily ever after…Looking for Sarah Jane Smith – For anyone who suspect...

Welcome.Come amuse yourself in the company of slime-dripping vagina jaws, Aboriginal ABBA tribute bands and Deliverance-quoting parrots.This trio of politically incorrect comedies, which bleakly focus on male inadequacy and misogyny, will introduce you to a bunch of chronic misfits kicking around Wales, Australia and South Korea. But be warned - you may grow to like some of them.Just make sure you don't leave this little encyclopaedia of dysfunction...

The final blood-soaked part of The Goodreads Killer.

With stories set in 1950s America, 1970s Australia and Victorian London, Dave Franklin turns three killer songs into horrifying tales of crime:Riders on the Storm (The Doors)Then Came the Last Days of May (Blue Oyster Cult)Nice Man Jack (John Miles)In this murder-packed anthology, a young man vows to live by the gun and roam, three boys dream of escaping their outback town, and a well-respected gentleman takes to t...

Thomas Ultorem - writer, madman and critic-slayer - is back!

A biting black comedy that centres on three hopeless expat teachers.Every year thousands of people travel to faraway lands to teach English as a foreign language.The fools.One such expat is Paul Taylor, a heartbroken Aussie looking for a fresh start in a South Korean classroom. The lack of training isn't much of a help, but it's the baffling natives and unhinged flatmates that really start to convince him he's crash-landed in another galaxy....

Part coming of age story, part exploration of the maddening nature of dreams, Girls Like Funny Boys is a potent mix of sexual obsession, guilt and fame.'Gina crouched, resting on her haunches to continue the conversation. Her legs were too far apart. There was a hole in her black tights just above the left knee. Johnny felt a hot urge to poke a finger in it. He wished she'd leave him alone. He wished she wasn't wearing tights. He stared at her lopsided...

From legends of murder, and undead killers walking, to missing girls, deadly diseases, suspense and gore aplenty; from sleuths and detectives, murder and vengeance enter into a world of crime, clues and mayhem.Table of Contents"Courageous" by Russ Crossley"Who Unkilled Johnny Murder?" by Robert Jeschonek"What Leads A Man To Murder" by Joslyn Chase"By Dawn's Bloody Light" by DeAnna Knippling"Nice Man Jack" by Dave Franklin

A charnel house, a medieval lord who plays God, and a devastated young woman who just can't let go...Dave Franklin presents his second collection of bedtime stories for the children of the damned.Contains Greetings, You Who Are Highly Favoured!, We Should Be More Like Fish, The Dead Belong With The Dead, & The Goodreads Killer (Part Two).

Exploding heads. A bunch of pygmies in blackface firing arrows at a herd of rampaging elephants. The devil’s helpers innocuously serving up choccy mousse. Geriatric commandos. A pickaxe being driven through a tattooed female chest. Malcolm McDowell in swastika-adorned underpants. Malcolm McDowell raping a bride. Malcolm McDowell clapping with glee as heads are sliced off. Gee, Malc, have a day off, you madman.I think by now you have a fair idea of what you’re gonna get in this seem...

A humiliated teacher, a desert rendezvous, and a little boy who makes a new friend... The pleasure of your company is requested for a final stroll into emotional quicksand.Contains Brief Meetings, Maintaining A Certain Image, Then Came The Last Days Of May & The Goodreads Killer (Part 3).

Fancy a slice of lemon with that, love?As you can tell, I'm a good-looking guy and quite a hit with the ladies...some proper bang tidy lasses too. I've been honing my game for a few years and now, at last, I reveal all. In my book, I reveal the 69 rules of being a succ-sex. Clever, right?So why not slip into something a little more comfortable, take my hand and I'll guide you through the rules of attraction, chat-up lines, first dates and relationships Lemo...