The stars have finally aligned. The girl I've crushed on for years and I are finally single at the same time.Too bad she has me planted firmly in the friends-with-benefits zone.Ever since I met the girl I affectionately call Cheese, I've wanted her. She was dating a buddy when I was single. When she was single, I was living with someone. So, when I found out she and her fiance called it quits, I was ready to make my move. Cue the music wher...