As a busy private investigator working odd hours, I have little time for a social life. My brother Nick aggravated me so much about it, I finally joined an online dating site and put myself out there.Lucky me, one of the first decent guys I meet works as an arson investigator on the south side of the Greater Atlanta area. Our first date goes swimmingly well, until he gets called into work. Someone had attempted to burn down a unit of townhouses under construction in his district, a...

When people touch me, I foresee their deaths.The visions are mine. Only I can choose what to do about them.While traveling cross-country searching for the blood and pain I'd foreseen in a vision, I landed in rural Ohio courtesy of a kindly soul. Lou was a good woman, a solid, faithful, salt of the Earth type.And on Friday, she was going to die.I'd long ago learned that nothing I did would deter fate's course. But I couldn't ...

The system is done playing games and has made it clear it's counting on my ability to change my skin.There's just one minor problem: I have my own plans for my life.But so far, our plans have aligned. I have to stop the orcs and figure something out with the empire, which is ready and willing to attack other races, and then we'd see.By the way . . . Why are there so many goblins around?

I'm getting stronger, and my confidence has always been good. And I'm not the only one who can see it.The system is pushing me more and more into the thick of things, and a question is becoming more and more critical: finding myself in the epicenter of a large-scale conflict, how do I not give the game away that I'm a shapeshifting outsider from Earth?Well . . . Even if I give myself away, the important thing is to leave no witnesses.

Before she hunted monsters, Sunshine Walkingstick was a mom.And she'd do anything to protect her son.I loved my boy Henry more'n anything in the whole wide world. Despite the way his daddy walked out on me when he found out I was pregnant. Despite having to drop out of high school when I was just a kid to raise him on my own. I loved him with my whole heart.So when it come time for him to start school, I done my best by him, from bu...

My itchy feet drug me to the ATL one night for a light flirt, but I didn’t get me no r-and-r. ‘Stead, I found a hobo, a ghost, and a trio of vampires, and me with my best weapons locked in the trunk of my daddy’s car.That’d learn me to drive down to the city, if I made it off the Gold Line alive.

Thunderclouds are gathering over the Empire, and the deadly race continues. I've made new friends, but the number of enemies is growing much faster.Good. The former make for good drinking buddies, and the latter will make for excellent experience!

When I died and became a portal jumper, the system glitched.Did that bother me? Not a bit. After all, I'd dreamed of traveling to a different world all my life! The system malfunction turned out to only benefit me. I didn't just lose nothing; I also gained something really cool.And since the opportunity had fallen into my lap, I was going to take full advantage of it and become the all-time coolest. No—I was going to become a legend.

To continue training at the guild in the capital, or pack it in and get out before the orcs take the city by siege?For answers to this and other questions, check out the latest issue of "F—k If I Know" magazine! And it sure would be nice if the greenskins were the only threat.In any case, I'm already good enough to face any challenges the system can throw at me with a smile.Time to have some fun!P.S. When do I get to learn how to be an elf?!

Alone in a strange world of dungeons, quests, combat academies, guild wars, tournaments, and learning magic . . . It's all so wonderful!Of course, the hordes of orcs approaching the Empire's borders are a bit unsettling. As is the mysterious organization crippling it from within. But what if I'm the one who can stop them? Or . . . what if I'm meant to join them?We'll have to wait and see.