He loved her from his office window as she fished the Moody River right till the end. And it changed his life forever.

Kyle should have known better than to get into an argument with a creature smarter than him, especially trying to define humans.(Satire)

In a world where we can be whatever we want simply by making a decision there will be those who fall through the cracks...as always...and the results will be chilling and hilarious.(Satire)

In the late 21st Century, A body is found in the headquarters of the world's largest fast food franchise, Barto Burger, creators of the world's first completely cloned hamburger. The president of the company, Gansheng Barto, has apparently eaten himself to death on his own burgers. Is it really suicide, or is it murder by burger. It's time to bring in Boston Jonson, crime consultant extraordinaire, to use his unorthodox mixture of Zen, insults, and hula hula shirts to unravel a startling m...

When a nasty little plague of people turning into stone in coffee shops around the city threatens the bottom line of the Coffee Cartels and their highly addictive designer coffees, investigative consultant, Boston Jonson, is tossed into a world where everyone is out to either admire him or kill him, a world of annoying weirdoes who are probably better off turned into stone.