A boy, a small-time YouTube preacher, and a squirrel walk into the SuperMart…All Billy wanted was to run away, to get out from under the iron fist of his mother’s tyranny. Now the store is in lockdown and everyone is after him. He never gets any respect!Sandy has been waiting her entire career for the chance to preach to a captive audience. And yes, it’s horrible that some poor child has been kidnapped, but also fortuitous: this is her chance to become a star.Rusty ...

“I leaned forward and put my hand softly against his chest, my fingers tracing lightly over the patches on his jacket.  My lips, quivering with anticipation, pressed forward against his and I felt no resistance in him.  He kissed me back and I was shocked at the softness he brought me.  So much of him seemed like a fearsome animal.  The softness was a surprise that made me smile ear to ear – a hard thing to do when you’re trying to kiss someone.”  ...

The author of SOMETHING MISSING returns with another hilarious and sneakily profound tale about a man whose behavior is truly odd, but also oddly relatable.Milo Slade, a thirty-three year old home healthcare aide, is witnessing the rapid dissolution of his three-year marriage to a polished, high-powered attorney named Christine. Though Milo doesn't quite know the root of his marital problems, he inevitably blames himself, or more specifically, he faults the demands his obsessive co...

Flirt Diva presents the revolutionary 6-Step Plan that will bring immediate results, and put women on the fast track to finding romance. Funny, smart and inspirational, Flirt Diva is a star-spangled brand of love therapy which shows sassy women worldwide how to flirt like a superstar.

**SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FROM 20TH CENTURY FOXTwo reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.**My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin’s wedding.We’ve been told by the bride that bringing dates is “mandatory” so we “won’t harass all of my friends all night” and “stay under control.” Rather than ask...

Fancy a slice of lemon with that, love?As you can tell, I'm a good-looking guy and quite a hit with the ladies...some proper bang tidy lasses too. I've been honing my game for a few years and now, at last, I reveal all. In my book, I reveal the 69 rules of being a succ-sex. Clever, right?So why not slip into something a little more comfortable, take my hand and I'll guide you through the rules of attraction, chat-up lines, first dates and relationships Lemo...

Goosebumps now on Disney+!It's a whole new ride from master of horror and bestselling author R.L. Stine--with a story so fiendish that it can't be contained in just one book!

A crime thriller starring two FBI agents up against the mob: "This series dazzles with fast, intricate plotting, terrific characters, and humor" ( Publishers Weekly).Mike Tozzi and Cuthbert Gibbons were once odd-couple partners in crimesolving. But Gibbons has gone into retirement—and Tozzi has just gone renegade.After hot-headed Tozzi leaves a trail of bodies in his wake, Gibbons heads back to work to stop him. Instead, the two of them team up—and...

Inspired by the author's career as a sportswriter for the Washington Post, Squeeze Play tells the story of female reporter A. B. Berkowitz, who is assigned to cover the men of the Washington Senators -- the worst team in major league baseball. Life in the locker room shows her not just the players'…um…assets but also their all-too-human frailties. Love for the game and love for the newspaper business are the stars in this hilarious and heartbreaking novel that "will have you singing a rous...

Two FBI agents investigate a shady real-estate mogul and the mob in Atlantic City in this "hilarious adventure" ( Publishers Weekly).A celebrity real estate tycoon wants to open the biggest casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey—the only problem being that he still owes millions to the mob, and he's not quite as rich as he seems to be . . .As FBI agents Mike Tozzi and Cuthbert Gibbons investigate, the story soon involves an oversexed trophy wife, a Ma...

“Chekhov high on speed and Twinkies. A Work as ferocious as Mr. Bogosian’s own one-man shows.” -- David Richards, New York Times “A scarifying dissection of youthful disillusion that manages to be both appalling and appealing.” -- Newsweek “Bogosian’s script retains the playwright-performer’s trademark vitriol and hammer wit.” -- TimeOut New York This updated version of Eric Bogosian’s theatrical tour de force, set in a convenience store parking lot, riveted audiences in its Off-Broadway p...

*** USA TODAY BESTSELLER!! *** Book Two in The Brothers Trehan Series from New York Times Bestselling Author Kasey Michaels Susanna Trent sat behind Tim Trehan in nearly every class throughout high school, and her crush on him got her, well, nowhere. Tim thought her a great friend, even called her "Good old Suze." Not exactly the reaction Susanna had been looking for, you know? But when they meet again years later ...