"Wildly entertaining... A brilliant resource." - Books and PublishingCrammed full of examples from Andy and Terry's bestselling books, Once upon a Slime is designed to inspire you to have as much fun playing with ideas, words and drawings as Andy and Terry do when they get together to create their crazy cartoons, ridiculous rhymes, silly stories, comic novels and stupid guide books.Is this the right book for you?Tak...

Andy and Terry's treehouse now has 13 new storeys, including a word-o-matic (it knows every word in the whole world!); a recycling depot; a wrecking ball; a complaining room; a spooky graveyard (where it's always midnight, even in the middle of the day); a toffee-apple orchard guarded by a kind scarecrow; and a camping ground where you can have a nice, relaxing camping holiday - unless you get caught by hobyahs, put in a bag and poked with a stick, that is . . .Well, what are you w...

In the tradition of ***Just Tricking!***, ***Just Annoying!***, Just Stupid! and ***Just Crazy!***, Andy Griffiths has written nine highly original, humorous new stories about Andy G.Includes a terrible agonising death by flesh-eating zombies, a battle with brussel sprouts (the sprouts win) and the disgusting fact that cockroaches can live for nine days without their heads (they only die because they starve to death).Complemented by imaginative, ch...

The Treasure Fever! Test:What is the name of Henry McThrottle's crazy new teacher? A: Mr Blooper. B: Mr Bogfur. C: Mr Brainfright.What does Henry discover is buried under the school? A: lollipops. B: a dead dog. C: pirate treasure.What is Henry's nervous friend, Newton Hooton, scared of? A: nothing. B: most things. C: everything.The X on a treasure map stands for A: a kiss. B: where not to go. C: buried treasure.

From Australia's favourite children's storytellers.Is this the right book for you? Take the SHOCKING TEST and find out.Do you wish you could drive around in a monster truck crushing everybody and everything that gets in your way?Do you love watching videos of people having painful accidents?Do you do any - or all - of the following: touch electric fences, play with loaded mousetraps or put buttons up your nose?Do you think stories about...

Mr Brainfright says: It's important to keep a sense of humour at all times, especially when you're being ripped apart by a lion. Mr Brainfright is a teacher at Northwest Southeast Central School. He teaches Grade Five and in his class is a student called Henry McThrottle who likes telling stories. That's me. I'm Henry McThrottle and this is my latest story. It's about an evil pencil, a runaway lion, an avalanche and falling out of windows. I hope you like it.

Aided by little more than a squeezy bottle of tomato sauce, a rudimentary grasp of the hokey pokey and three of the oldest bum-fighters on the planet, Zack and his bum are fighting to protect the Earth against an invasion of some of the smelliest and most dangerous bums ever to pollute the universe: zombie bums from Uranus! Can they prevent the unthinkable - total zombie-bummification of the world? Be bold, be brave, be entertained beyond your wildest dreams in the heart-stopping, nostril-...

How did the cat on the mat get flat?Why did Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred get spat out of the head of a whale called Ned?Where was Harry Black when Jack the Yak stole the snack from his sack?What happened to Buck the Duck's brand new muck-sucking truck?Who else, apart from Andy G and Terry D, was chased up a tree by an evil bee?The answers to these stupid questions - and many other stupid questions - are contained in this deeply stupid book... Well, ...

Book 16 in the Little Treehouse seriesHe's very naughty, and his pants are poopy. He's Poopy the poopy little rabbit.

Hey, you-yes, YOU!Remember when we accidentally became gigantic and got banished to the Land of Giants where we discovered that we were actually quite tiny, especially compared to the most gigantically gigantic knuckleheaded giant of them all?That was definitely one of our biggest adventures ever!What? You don't remember?Well, have I got a story for You!

Andy and Terry’s 13-storey treehouse is the most amazing treehouse in the world! It’s got a bowling alley, a see-through swimming pool, a tank full of man-eating sharks, a giant catapult, a secret underground laboratory and a marshmallow machine that follows you around and shoots marshmallows into your mouth whenever you’re hungry. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Book 19 in the Little Treehouse seriesJoin Andy, Terry and Jill for a flying dot adventure! Up, up and away!