If you own Futanari Greatest Hits 1, 2, 3 and 4 then you already have all these stories. If you don’t own them then you need this book. It consists of all the best sci-fi and fantasy stories taken from said books and will blow your mind. Provided you have an open mind to begin with.These tales are graphic in nature and are intended for adults only. All characters depicted are 18 or older.

Two million Britons visit one of the UK’s largest Islands every year, but few seem to have much of a clue about where it is, or even what language the natives speak.Other regular enquiries to the Isle of Wight Tourist board include:What’s the currency and will they accept English money?What side of the road do they drive on?Will I need a passport?To clear up the confusion, travel writer and humorist George East has come up with Rough Diamond, a book ...

Judas is hardly mentioned in the Bible. There are even two versions of his death. Essentially, he is a cipher for all things bad rather than a person.But what if his real role was altogether more significant? What if he was nothing less than the writer of the earliest gospel? And what if fragments of the manuscript were found in what is now Iraq, on the eve of the Western invasion in 2003?There are two distinct narrative vo...

Elizabeth Bennet's memories lie tattered in the wake of an accident, leaving her to the mercies of London's society. She awakes to Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy—a man who promises an engagement she doesn't recall.As Elizabeth grapples with fragments of her past, the heat of Darcy's gaze that promises a future she never imagined. Deceptions muddy the waters of propriety as accusations swirl; is Darcy a cunning puppeteer of scandal, or the harbinger of a love that defies the...

Many gay men find ourselves trapped in a series of no-win situations. If we don't live honestly and openly, we won't have the skills, wisdom, or relationships necessary to manifest our dreams. But when we do come out, we must confront the full force of societal homophobia, and consider a variety of questions: Can we create family without mimicking the norms of straight society? How do we cultivate sustainable gay friendships amidst our internalized homophobia? In a world of hook-up apps an...

The second book in the best-selling Mill of the Flea series, continuing the often farcical and always entertaining adventures of the author and his wife as they attempt to make a new life in rural France. Totally unlike any other book in travel literature.Following on from Home & Dry in France, René & Me sees the author and his wife moving across the Channel to try and live off the land and their wits in an isolated corner of Normandy. They arrive at the ruined Mil...

For those that like short stories/bargains, this Bundle holds (in order) the following titles: "Fantasy Inc" "Mind Reader" "The Window Cleaner" "The Crush" "The Dream Reaper" "Threesome" "Mature Women" "My Step Father" "Exhibitionism" "Erotic Quests" "Thai Beauties" "The Haunted House" "The Little Tease" "The Neighbors" "Time Loop" "The Portal" "The Hybrid" and finally "Vampire Berserker 1" Enjoy! Carl

Frederick has the weight of the crown on his shoulders, even though he’s not the king. Being heir to the throne has heavy consequences, not least of which is who he chooses to marry and keep by his side. The ups and downs his family has survived in recent years is teaching them to fight back, to stand up for what they believe in, but many people don’t want to see them succeed. It’s only with his best friend beside him and losing himself in Club Royal that Freddie can weather the storms.

Meet Agent Weasel: woodland super-spy. Can he save the Winter Whopper Games from disaster? And will there be enough marshmallows for another hot chocolate? Perfect for reading alone or sharing together, for fans of The Bolds and Toto the Ninja Cat.'I always call Agent Weasel in a crisis! I love this brilliant, funny new series.' Dermot O'LearyIt's the opening night of the Winter Whopper Games, but all is not well in the Un...

Meet Agent Weasel: woodland super-spy. Can he foil the dastardly Fiendish Fox Gang once and for all? And will he still be home in time for tea and biscuits? Perfect for reading alone or sharing together, for fans of The Bolds and Mr Gum.'I always call Agent Weasel in a crisis! I love this brilliant, funny new series.' Dermot O'LearyStrange things are happening in the United Woodlands. Rabbit warrens have been peppered with itching ...

Words like ‘Gothic’, ‘Ghost’, ‘Supernatural’ and ‘Horror’ are sometimes used to describe these tales but not all fit easily into these categories. They are sometimes also loosely be described as ‘dark stories’. Some of the 22 stories, like DOOM WAY and DEFILEMENT are indeed unremittingly dark (the latter as much for attitudes displayed as for what takes place in the story). In others, like SAFETY FIRST and FERTILE GROUND, light filters down more strongly...

Cam Fire & Rescue Service, where love is love and family is more than blood...Join these firefighters in their search for the happy ever after they all deserve. Found families, meddlings friends and relationships set to test all kinds of boundaries are just a few of the things they will encounter. Are you coming along for the heat inducing journey?Contains:Up in Smoke (originally called Out of the Frying Pan)Smoke Signals (originally called Smokescreen)...